{"product_id":"congratulations-card-funny-pigeon-greeting-card","title":"Congratulations Card – Funny Pigeon Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSometimes enthusiasm is overrated.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny greeting card features a deadpan pigeon delivering the most underwhelming congratulations imaginable:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Congratulations.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Lucky you.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDry.\u003cbr\u003eSarcastic.\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for someone who appreciates understated humour and a joke that lands because it's so matter-of-fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• New jobs\u003cbr\u003e• Graduations\u003cbr\u003e• Promotions\u003cbr\u003e• Passing exams\u003cbr\u003e• New homes\u003cbr\u003e• Engagements\u003cbr\u003e• Any achievement worth celebrating... sort of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe minimalist illustration and expressionless pigeon make this card unforgettable. It's the perfect choice for friends, siblings, colleagues or anyone who appreciates dry British humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProfessionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes, it's a card they'll probably laugh at before they've even opened it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📐 AVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A6\u003cbr\u003e• A5\u003cbr\u003e• A4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e✨ FINISH OPTIONS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Matte – soft, modern finish\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📦 DETAILS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Premium quality cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by KEOLIX\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e❓ FAQs\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the inside blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes! 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