{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-festive-against-my-will","title":"Funny Christmas Card – Festive Against My Will","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFestive Against My Will. 🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person who's only participating in Christmas because they've been given absolutely no choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe decorations are up. The Christmas playlist is on repeat. Someone's suggested matching festive pyjamas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somewhere in the middle of it all sits one deeply unimpressed reindeer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Festive Against My Will.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing an adorably grumpy cartoon reindeer with a bright red nose, tangled Christmas lights and an expression that says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'd rather be anywhere else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this funny Christmas card is for anyone who's had quite enough festive cheer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Christmas Grinch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — who complains about December but still turns up for Christmas dinner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour sarcastic best friend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — who communicates exclusively through eye rolls and questionable jokes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe reluctant Secret Santa participant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — who absolutely did not volunteer for this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour work bestie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — who's survived the office Christmas playlist, compulsory festivities and yet another festive jumper day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour partner or sibling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — who insists they hate Christmas but somehow eats all the chocolates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who loves cute characters with terrible attitudes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — because even grumpy reindeer deserve Christmas cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in three sizes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA6 (105 × 148 mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a classic Christmas greeting card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA5 (148 × 210 mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a larger card for extra festive attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA4 (210 × 297 mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — an oversized Christmas card that's impossible to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMatte:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A smooth, non-shiny finish for a clean, understated look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A shiny finish that makes the colourful Christmas lights and festive illustration stand out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas Cheer. Unfortunately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by KEOLIX, this quirky illustrated Christmas card combines cute cartoon artwork, bold minimalism and dry, sarcastic humour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're searching for a funny Christmas card for a friend, a grumpy reindeer greeting card, an alternative Christmas card or something ridiculous for the office Secret Santa, this little reindeer understands the assignment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe just doesn't want to participate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpread Christmas cheer. Under protest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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