{"product_id":"funny-emotional-support-potato-card-sarcastic-friendship-card","title":"Funny Emotional Support Potato Card – Sarcastic Friendship Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm Here for You. Unfortunately. 🥔\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who's having a breakdown and the friend who's emotionally unqualified to help.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome friendships are built on deep conversations, heartfelt advice and beautiful words of encouragement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOthers involve sitting next to someone while they cry, having absolutely no idea what to say, but refusing to leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Emotional Support Potato.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing two adorably expressionless potatoes sitting together on a sofa, one crying into a tissue while the other offers the absolute bare minimum of emotional support, this funny friendship card says everything you need to say without becoming embarrassingly sentimental.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I'm here for you. 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