{"product_id":"funny-get-well-soon-card-raccoon-greeting","title":"Funny Get Well Soon Card | Raccoon Greeting","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBeing ill isn't ideal.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe raccoon summed it up perfectly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Bit inconvenient.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny get well soon card is the perfect way to brighten someone's day with a little dry humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an adorably unimpressed raccoon and a sarcastic one-liner, it's ideal for friends, family, colleagues or anyone recovering from illness, surgery or injury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes laughter really is the best medicine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Get well soon wishes\u003cbr\u003e• Recovery after surgery\u003cbr\u003e• Hospital visits\u003cbr\u003e• Feeling under the weather\u003cbr\u003e• Friends and family\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers needing cheering up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in KEOLIX's signature minimalist style, this cute raccoon combines wholesome artwork with understated comedy for a card they'll actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProfessionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes with your choice of matte or glossy finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📐 AVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A6\u003cbr\u003e• A5\u003cbr\u003e• A4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e✨ FINISH OPTIONS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Matte – soft, premium finish\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📦 DETAILS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Premium quality cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by KEOLIX\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e❓ FAQs\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the inside blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes! 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