{"product_id":"funny-retirement-card-tortoise-greeting","title":"Funny Retirement Card | Tortoise Greeting","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eRetirement.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo more alarms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo more meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo more Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tortoise has just one thought...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Must be nice.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious retirement greeting card is perfect for celebrating someone's well-earned freedom with a little dry humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a wonderfully unimpressed tortoise and an understated punchline, it's ideal for colleagues, friends, family members or anyone finally escaping the 9-to-5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Retirement celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Leaving work\u003cbr\u003e• Office farewells\u003cbr\u003e• Coworker gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Boss retirement\u003cbr\u003e• Long-service celebrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in KEOLIX's signature minimalist style, this adorable tortoise delivers the joke with the perfect expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProfessionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes, it's a keepsake they'll enjoy long after their final working day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📐 AVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A6\u003cbr\u003e• A5\u003cbr\u003e• A4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e✨ FINISH OPTIONS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Matte – soft, premium finish\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📦 DETAILS\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Premium quality cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by KEOLIX\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e❓ FAQs\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the inside blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes! 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