{"product_id":"ghost-phone-waterproof-sticker","title":"Masked Soldier Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMasked Soldier Heart Eyes Sticker – Funny Waterproof Gamer Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHe’s armed.\u003cbr\u003eHe’s emotionally unavailable.\u003cbr\u003eHe texted back instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker features a masked tactical soldier with heart eyes glued to his phone like his life depends on your reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEqual parts:\u003cbr\u003e🎮 gamer meme\u003cbr\u003e💘 ironic romance\u003cbr\u003e💥 tactical delusion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBasically?\u003cbr\u003eThe internet boyfriend starter pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy This Sticker Hits\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💘 Premium waterproof vinyl\u003cbr\u003e🎮 Crisp, high-quality print\u003cbr\u003e💥 Scratch-resistant \u0026amp; weatherproof\u003cbr\u003e📱 Perfect for laptops, consoles \u0026amp; water bottles\u003cbr\u003e✨ Easy peel, no sticky residue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis man survives:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarzone lobbies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebackpack abuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehydration bottle drops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s giving:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“goodnight” texts after ranked matches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emilitary edits with sad music\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“come home safe” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“I miss you” sent from active combat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTactical but pathetic.\u003cbr\u003eDangerous but clingy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e🎮 gamer girls\u003cbr\u003e💻 Discord couples\u003cbr\u003e💘 meme addicts\u003cbr\u003e🖤 situationship survivors\u003cbr\u003e✨ people attracted to fictional men\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eStick it on:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaptops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003econtrollers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003econsoles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ejournals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ephone cases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eemotional support water bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💘 Premium waterproof vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✨ Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e📏 Approx. 5cm\u003cbr\u003e💥 Fade-resistant \u0026amp; durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e📦 Dispatch: 1–3 business days\u003cbr\u003e📮 UK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003cbr\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e📧 hello@keolix.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note: Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. 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