{"product_id":"matrix-mug","title":"The Matrix Is Glitching Mug","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6; color: #000;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eGlitchcore Coffee Mug for Gamers, Coders \u0026amp; Digital Chaos Survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eReality error detected.\u003cbr\u003eLoad caffeine to continue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “The Matrix Is Glitching” cup is built for people running on coffee, screen time, and pure digital confusion. Featuring bold glitch-inspired graphics and cyberpunk energy, this mug turns your morning coffee into a full system reboot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for gamers, coders, sci-fi fans, and anyone who’s ever stared at a loading screen a little too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚡ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e👁 Bold Glitchcore Design\u003cbr\u003eDistorted visuals, pixel-inspired graphics, and cyber aesthetics that instantly stand out on any desk setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e☕ Built for Daily Use\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave safe, dishwasher safe, and durable enough to survive:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elate-night gaming sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoding spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMonday mornings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eexistential buffering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e🖤 Weirdly Giftable\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprogrammers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etech friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esci-fi lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers surviving corporate software\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e☕ Mug Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-gloss finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead \u0026amp; BPA free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle grip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted with vibrant, long-lasting color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e👾 The Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThis mug gives:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecyberpunk desk setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eglitchcore aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“chronically online”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elate-night internet energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edigital dystopia humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, energy drinks, or emotionally processing your unread emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIT workers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecyberpunk fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etech nerds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esci-fi collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople who still think the simulation is lagging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHonestly?\u003cbr\u003eIf they’ve ever said:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e“my brain needs rebooting”\u003cbr\u003ethis mug will land immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; 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