{"product_id":"new-home-card-more-debt-nice-cat","title":"New Home Card | More Debt Nice Cat","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBuying a home...\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTerrifying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny greeting card features a wonderfully unimpressed cat delivering the perfect housewarming message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"New home.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"More debt. 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