“My Favourite Child Got Me This” Card
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“My Favourite Child Got Me This” Funny Parent Card
Let’s just clear this up now:
you’re the favourite.
Not officially.
Not legally.
But spiritually?
Absolutely.
This funny greeting card is designed for the chosen child — the one bringing superior gifts, elite humour, and undeniable main-character energy.
Featuring a glorious little king-parent stick figure in full royal mode, this card delivers the perfect mix of love, chaos, and family competition.
✨ Why People Love This Card
Because it starts arguments immediately.
The good kind.
Perfect for:
- Mother’s Day
- Father’s Day
- birthdays
- step-parents
- grandparents
- bonus parents
- or just reminding your siblings who’s winning
One line.
Maximum sibling warfare.
👑 The Design
A hilariously proud royal parent figure complete with:
- crown
- cape
- superior energy
Minimal.
Bold.
Ridiculously displayable.
This is the kind of card that ends up:
- on the fridge
- on the shelf
- sent into the family group chat five minutes later
📦 Card Details
Available Sizes:
- A6
- A5
- A4
Printed on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with a smooth luxury feel.
Blank inside for your message, emotional manipulation, fake sincerity, or a full written acceptance speech.
Matching envelope included.
Plastic-free packaging.
Designed in the UK.
🎁 Perfect For
- funny mums
- sarcastic dads
- step-parents
- family jokers
- competitive siblings
- the parent who absolutely DOES have a favourite child
Ideal for:
- birthdays
- Mother’s Day
- Father’s Day
- Christmas
- “I saw this and thought of you” moments
✍️ Message Ideas
- “Please display this where my siblings can see it.”
- “I think we both know this award is deserved.”
- “This officially confirms it.”
- “Love from your best investment.”
🚚 Shipping & Support
- Fast dispatch
- Carefully packaged
- Tracking available on selected orders
Questions?
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Customer support:
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
