It Is Your Birthday – Funny Minimalist Office Card
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🎈 “It Is Your Birthday”
– The Most Emotionally Neutral Birthday Card Ever
Straight to the point.
No frills.
No fuss.
Just vibes.
Minimalist chaos energy.
This card is for the person who hates surprises, parties, and feelings. It’s not trying too hard — in fact, it’s barely trying at all. And that’s exactly what makes it hilarious.
🗂️ What’s the Vibe?
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Emotionally deadpan
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Inspired by a certain office-themed TV moment
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Subtle, genius-level sarcasm
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For people who’ve ever taped balloons to a window and called it decor
This card says: "I remembered your birthday, okay? What more do you want from me?"
👥 Who’s It For?
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That friend who quotes sitcoms unprovoked
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Your coworker who’s too cool (or too tired) for glitter and confetti
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Your sibling with the driest sense of humor known to man
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Anyone who has ever said “please don’t make a big deal”
Basically: if they love deadpan humor, this card is it.
📏 Product Features
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Size Options:
• A6 – Compact and straight to the point
• A5 – Classic birthday-card energy
• A4 – For when you’re being ironically extra -
Premium Cardstock:
Thick, smooth, matte finish.
Like your sarcasm — dry and sharp. -
Blank Inside:
Leave a touching message… or just write “It still is.”
We’re not here to tell you how to feel. -
Envelope Included:
So you can send this beauty off in style.
Or slide it across a desk with zero eye contact.
🥇 Why This Card Works
Because not every birthday needs to be a confetti cannon to the face.
Some celebrations call for understatement.
Some relationships thrive on quiet chaos.
And some people deserve the comedy of low-effort excellence.
This card is a tribute to awkward birthday energy, passive-aggressive decorations, and parties where the vibe is “we did the bare minimum.”
💌 What to Write Inside:
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“This fulfills my obligation. You're welcome.”
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“Cake not included. Feelings neither.”
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“Happy Birthday. Let’s never speak of this again.”
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Or: absolutely nothing. That’s the point.
📦 Shipping & Returns
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Dispatch: 1–3 business days
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🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days
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🌍 International: 7–14 business days
Lost or Damaged?
We’ve got your back.
Just send a message — we’ll sort it fast and fuss-free.
Returns?
No problem. As long as it’s non-personalized and still in giftable condition.
✨ Why KEOLIX?
Because sometimes, less is more.
And sometimes... less is funny.
✔ Unique, unexpected card designs
✔ Humor that hits different
✔ Paper goods with personality
Whether you're celebrating a birthday or just fulfilling your moral obligation to acknowledge someone’s age, this is the card that says everything… by saying almost nothing.
🎈 Add to Cart Now – or Don’t.
We’re not gonna pressure you.
But you are running out of time to be just the right amount of petty.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
