Bloody Hell, You’re Hot! – Wizard Birthday Card
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💥 "Bloody Hell, You're Hot!" – The Flirtiest Wizard Card on the Internet
Let’s be honest: some birthdays deserve more than “Happy Birthday.” They need heat. Magic. Chaos energy.
And that’s exactly what this card delivers. With its fiery-haired wizard and cheeky slogan—"Bloody hell, you're hot!"—this card doesn’t just say “happy birthday,” it enchants them.
Flirty? Check.
Funny? Absolutely.
Perfect for your crush, partner, sneaky situationship, or that spicy friend who lowkey deserves a magical ego boost?
You already know.
🪄 Who’s This Card For?
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That wizard-loving partner who still quotes their favorite films
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The hot friend with main character energy
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Your girlfriend, boyfriend, sneaky link, bestie—or all of the above
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You. Yes, Queen. Treat yo’self.
🧨 Why They’ll Love This Card:
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Bold, Flirty Message: Says what you're thinking, but cuter.
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Fabulous Fire Wizard: Hair on fire. Horny on main. Adorably chaotic.
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Magical Birthday Moment: A guaranteed laugh, a little blush, and a lot of “you didn’t!”
📏 Available in 3 Magical Sizes:
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A6: Small, cute, and powerful—like you.
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A5 Classic size, perfect for posting or displaying on their shelf.
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A4 Big enough to fit your flirty message, bad handwriting, and an inside joke.
📝 Blank Inside – Because YOU Are the Magic
Add your own spell. A cheeky pickup line. A sweet message. Or just leave it blank and wink.
Either way—you’re the wizard now.
🖨 Premium AF
Printed on luxe, thick card stock that feels expensive (without breaking the bank).
The colors pop, the wizard glows, and the whole thing screams limited-edition energy.
They’ll want to frame it. Or at least screenshot it for their group chat.
🎁 Perfect For:
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Boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, spicy friends
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Wizard fans (obviously)
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Anyone who deserves a birthday that starts with “bloody hell”
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Romantic, cheeky, and funny vibes in one magical envelope
📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS:
We ship fast and with flair:
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Processing Time: 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 days
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International: 7–14 days (customs might be slow, but we’re not)
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All cards ship in secure envelopes to protect their magical hotness.
💌 RETURNS?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days if there’s a problem. We’ll sort it fast.
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Wrong card? Damaged? We’ll replace or refund.
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Lost package? UK = refund/replacement after 14 days. Intl = 30 days.
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Refunds go back to the payment method you used.
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Buyer covers return postage unless we messed up.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
