Funny Level-Up Birthday Card – Gamer XP Bar Design
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🕹️ “You’re Not Older, You’re Just Gaining XP”
– A Birthday Card for Every Player Leveling Up
Your birthday stats just increased.
Strength: +10
Wisdom: +20
Grey hairs: +undisclosed
This card is for the gamer who doesn’t fear getting older — because they know every year means they’re gaining EXP (and possibly unlocking new life perks… like back pain).
🎉 What’s the Vibe?
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🎮 Quirky gaming energy
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😏 Cheeky, but sweet
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✨ Feels like Mario Kart meets meaningful compliments
It’s the kind of card that says, “Yes, you’re aging — but in a cool, digital, XP-boost kinda way.”
👾 Who Is This Card For?
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The one who hits pause just to answer your texts
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Your co-op partner for life
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That friend who celebrates birthdays like they just unlocked a side quest
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Literally anyone who says “just one more level” and means it
Whether they’re casual or hardcore, this card hits the sweet spot between funny and heartfelt.
🖨️ Specs & Features
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Size Options:
A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – Sneaky and compact
A5 – Classic for display or mailing
A4 Go big or go grind XP elsewhere -
Premium Cardstock:
Smooth, thick, and high quality. Sturdy enough for a boss fight. -
Blank Inside:
Add your own message, meme, cheat code, or emotional cutscene. -
Envelope Included:
Ready for sending. Bonus: no loot box required.
💡 Message Ideas for Inside:
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“Congrats on another level. No respawn needed.”
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“May your birthday be full of cake, XP, and unskippable dialogue from me.”
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“Don’t worry, you haven’t hit the final boss yet.”
🎁 Why This Card Wins IRL & Online
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✅ Not cringe
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✅ Geek-approved
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✅ Feels personal (even if you met in a group chat playing Among Us)
Whether it’s a milestone birthday or just another notch on the XP bar, this card helps you say: I see your growth, and I love your weird gamer heart.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
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Dispatch Time: 1–3 business days
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🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days
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🌍 International: 7–14 business days (Customs might be farming XP, too)
🧾 Lost package?
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UK: 14 days
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International: 30 days
We got you — contact us, and we’ll make it right.
📧 Damaged or wrong item?
Email us within 7 days with a pic — we’ll sort it fast.
💳 Refunds:
Back to your original payment method.
📬 Returns accepted on non-personalized items in OG condition (14 days). Buyer covers return shipping unless we’ve messed up.
📮 Questions? hello@keolix.com
✨ Why Shop KEOLIX?
This isn’t mass-produced stuff. Every design is made to feel like a moment. From quirky cards to bold prints, KEOLIX is your go-to for vibes, humour, and heart.
✔ Thoughtful, funny, emotional
✔ Creative cards for real personalities
✔ Unique art for unique people (like you)
🎮 Add to Cart, Level Up Their Day
Make their birthday epic. Show them that growing older is just… unlocking DLC called wisdom. Add this card to your inventory and be the MVP of their special day.
Let’s be honest — they probably don’t need more socks.
They need XP, laughs, and a little bit of love from you.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
