Time Flies – Funny Rum Celebration Card
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💌 "Time Flies When You're Having Rum" – Funny Rum Bottle Greeting Card for Birthdays, Celebrations & Just Because
🥃 Pour a Smile with the “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” Card
Looking for a cheeky way to celebrate someone’s special day?
The “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card blends humor, charm, and a pop of pastel color into a playful design that’s as bold as it is brilliant. Whether it’s for a birthday, a fun surprise, or just a midweek pick-me-up, this is the greeting card that does it all.
Featuring a bright rum bottle on a soft pastel background, this card is the perfect blend of tropical vibes and sharp wit. It’s ideal for your rum-loving friend, your partner who appreciates a good pun, or your cheeky sibling who loves to laugh.
💌 Why This Greeting Card Works
🥃 Standout Design That Brings the Party
With bold colors, crisp lines, and a retro pastel backdrop, this card grabs attention from the moment it’s opened. The illustrated rum bottle is equal parts playful and stylish, giving it a fun, modern twist that feels both cheeky and classy.
✍️ Blank Interior for Your Own Message
No generic pre-written lines here. The inside is left blank so you can write a message that’s as personal, heartfelt, or hilariously chaotic as you like. Whether you’re writing a birthday toast or an inside joke, your words will make this card unforgettable.
🖐 Handmade in the UK on Premium Cardstock
All KEOLIX cards are printed in-house using high-quality, sustainable materials. We don’t believe in cutting corners — your card is printed on durable paper with vibrant colors and a professional finish. It looks good, feels great, and makes a lasting impression.
📏 Choose the Right Size for the Occasion
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Perfect for short, sweet messages or party invites
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A5 – A popular choice that balances message space and visual impact
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A4– Ideal for when you’ve got a lot to say (or big handwriting!)
Each size comes with a kraft envelope and is eco-packaged, ready to mail or gift.
🎯 Great For:
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Birthdays – Especially if they love rum, jokes, or unforgettable cards
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Celebrations – Whether they got a promotion, a new job, or just made it through Monday
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Just Because – Because time really does fly when you’re having rum
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Friendship & Family – For your fun uncle, your work bestie, or your favorite rum fiend
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Cheeky Gifts – It pairs well with an actual bottle of rum or a tropical-themed gift box
🎁 Make It a Gift-Worthy Moment
Pair this design with one of our bestselling handmade cards or pop it into a gift basket. It’s the perfect way to make a funny moment feel meaningful and memorable.
🚚 Shipping & Returns Information
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Ships within 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 working days
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International delivery: 7–14 business days
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Tracked shipping available at checkout
We accept returns within 14 days for non-personalized items.
If you receive a damaged or incorrect order, just contact hello@keolix.com, and we’ll make it right.
🧠 Why This Works
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It’s fun and cheeky: The pun lands, the design hits, and it delivers good vibes.
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It’s personal: You get to add your own humor, sass, or sentiment.
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It’s versatile: Perfect for birthdays, “thinking of you,” or just midweek joy.
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It’s unforgettable: This isn’t your average shop-bought greeting — it’s a keepsake.
🥃 Waffle Bonus – For the Pun Lovers & Party People
The "Time Flies When You’re Having Rum" design isn’t just a joke — it’s a whole vibe.
Whether you’re writing a hilarious inside joke, a “cheers to you” message, or a boozy birthday toast, this design is the perfect way to say “you matter” with a twist. Add some rum, some cheek, and some flair — and you’ve got a greeting that will absolutely not be ignored.
💛 Order Your "Time Flies When You're Having Rum" Card Today
Add a splash of humor and a drop of fun to someone’s day.
Order your “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card today — whether they’re a rum enthusiast or just a fan of great design and cheeky laughs.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
