Beam Me Up, Cutie Greeting Card – Alien Love & Cosmic
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Love you to the stars... and back again.... Meet the “Beam Me Up, Cutie” greeting card — your go-to for sending love, flirtation, or a cosmic inside joke to someone who means the universe to you. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, or a totally random Tuesday, this quirky card delivers extraterrestrial affection wrapped in pastel alien goodness.
It’s sweet. It’s silly. It’s otherworldly levels of cute.
👽 WHAT MAKES THIS CARD A COSMIC WIN:
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Size Options: A6 (compact + cute), A5 (classic fave), or A4 (big impact, big feelings)
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Design: Two adorable aliens inside a UFO beaming up a heart, with the caption: “Beam Me Up, Cutie”
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Material: Printed on luxe, high-quality cardstock with vibrant, rich colors
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Blank Inside: Because you say it best — doodle, joke, rant, or confess
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Envelope Included: Comes with a matching envelope ready for your love transmission
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Eco-Friendly: Recyclable, planet-friendly packaging — because Earth matters too
💌 WHO THIS CARD IS FOR:
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Your soulmate who’s a little weird (in the best way)
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That long-distance cutie you’d fly across galaxies for
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The BFF who shares your humor and your snack drawer
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Your situationship-turned-softcore-romance
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Anyone who needs a cute, quirky, not-too-sappy way of saying: “I like you more than I like Earth”
This card is perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or as a “just because” that hits harder than a meteor strike.
🎁 GIFT IT WITH:
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A cosmic-themed treat (think star-shaped sweets or a galaxy bath bomb)
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Our matching “Beam Me Up, Cutie” sticker for double the alien love
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Or on its own — because this card is strong enough to stand solo in space
✨ Pro tip: Pair it with a personal inside joke or a mini love letter. You’ll make their day orbit around you.
💬 BONUS WAFFLE (FOR THE LOVERS + THE WEIRDOS):
This card won’t fly a spaceship to their door.
It won’t solve your 3AM overthinking spiral.
It won’t make them reply faster to your texts.
But it will sit on their desk or nightstand and say:
“I picked this just for you. Because you make life feel fun, light, and a little bit extraterrestrial.”
“We’re weird. And it works.”
“You’re the kind of human I’d beam up with no hesitation.”
Because let’s be honest — the best kind of love?
Out of this world.
📦 SHIPPING & SUPPORT INFO
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FREE UK shipping
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Eco-friendly packaging
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All cards ship within 1–3 business days
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Need help choosing a size or sending directly to them?
📧 Email us at hello@keolix.com — we’ve got your back and your galaxy
ADD TO CART. SEND THE SIGNAL.
Because love is weird, wonderful, and 100% worth celebrating. ✅
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
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- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
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Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
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