You’re My Favourite Toff Card – Funny Sweet Pun Design
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You're sweet. You're golden. You're chewy in the best way.
And this card? A love letter dipped in caramel and sarcasm.
If your partner has a soft spot for toffee—or just melts your heart like one—this is the ultimate pun-powered way to say “I see you, sweet tooth.”
🍬 WHY THIS CARD SLAPS (LIKE A SUGAR CRASH)
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The Witty Wordplay:
You're my favourite toff – because you're rich in charm, sticky in love, and occasionally a little posh about snacks. It’s cheeky, sweet, and everything your card game needs. -
The Delicious Design:
A cartoon toffee sits proudly on the front, glistening like the snack-shaped icon it is. The design is bold, playful, and sugar-rush worthy. -
Hits Every Occasion:
Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, their birthday, or a random Thursday where they need a serotonin boost—this is the card to do it.
📐 CARD SIZES TO SUIT ANY SITUATION:
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Small but mighty.
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A5 – Classic, frameable size.
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A4 – For when you’ve got a lot to say or draw hearts in the margins.
✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOU DO YOU
This is your chance to make it personal. Write a soppy love note, an inside joke about last night’s Tesco run, or draw a map to the secret chocolate stash. The card just sets the tone—you bring the flavour.
💎 QUALITY THAT’S SWEETER THAN CARAMEL
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Premium Cardstock: Smooth, thick, and totally frame-worthy.
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Crisp, vibrant print: That little toffee pops off the page.
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Sustainably made: So your sweet gesture doesn’t leave a sticky footprint.
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Matching envelope included: Because presentation matters—even for puns.
🎯 WHO’S THIS CARD DESIGNED FOR?
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Your snack-obsessed partner
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Your mate who thinks fudge is a personality trait
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Anyone you’d trade your last Rolo for
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You. Because you deserve to be your own favourite toff, babe.
🛍️ ORDER NOW – BEFORE IT’S ALL GONE LIKE A BAG OF QUALITY STREET
Add this little piece of pun perfection to your cart and seal the deal on sweetness. It’s not just a greeting—it’s a love note wrapped in sugar, dipped in sass, and served with a wink. 🍬
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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