What’s the vibe of this card?

Aged to perfection, like your fave bottle of rum — with just the right amount of bite.This card says: “Time’s flying, sure... but we’re not sober enough to care.”Whether it’s a birthday, retirement, or just a Tuesday that required a stiff drink, it delivers celebration with a splash of sass.

For the one who’s aging like fine liquor, not sour milk.Your partner in party crimes. Your cocktail-loving friend. Your rum-running rogue who still claims they “don’t feel a day over 25… after two drinks.”Perfect for birthdays, big milestones, or any occasion that deserves a clink and a giggle.

Is it blank inside? Can I pour out my (liquor-soaked) soul?

Absolutely, Captain.The inside is blank and ready for whatever message you’re serving — heartfelt, hilarious, or heavily fermented.Write “cheers to aging disgracefully,” or “may your liver outlive your regrets.”Or just draw a tiny pirate. It’s your ship now.

Time Flies Rum Card

Name: A4 / Matte Time Flies Rum Card
Price: 8.95 GBP

A playful greeting card featuring a colorful illustration of a rum bottle with the text "Time flies when you&

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Popular pick — especially for gifting.

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Matte

Glossy

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£5.50

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Cute. But it actually says something.

Minimal design. Maximum cheek.

A bold rum bottle.
A soft pastel backdrop.
And a card that absolutely deserves a laugh.

The “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card is playful, stylish, and just the right amount of chaotic. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or those moments where a normal card simply won’t cut it.

Whether they’re a rum enthusiast, cocktail lover, or just someone with elite taste in bad decisions and good humour — this card gets the job done.

Why This Card Hits

Some cards get opened once and forgotten instantly.

This one sticks around.

The clean illustration and cheeky wording make it feel modern, fun, and genuinely giftable — not overly cheesy, not trying too hard.

It’s the kind of card people prop on shelves instead of throwing away.

Where It Belongs

Perfect for:

• Birthday gifts
• Party hampers
• Cocktail-themed presents
• Last-minute funny gifts
• Bar cart styling
• “Saw this and thought of you” moments

Pairs dangerously well with an actual bottle of rum.

Made For People Who…

• Love sarcastic humour
• Appreciate a good pun
• Have a favourite cocktail order
• Are impossible to shop for
• Think funny cards should still look aesthetically good
• Want something more stylish than supermarket greetings cards

Product Details

• Premium quality greeting card
• Professionally printed with vibrant colour
• Smooth premium finish
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes kraft envelope

Available Sizes:

• A6 – Small and classic
• A5 – Balanced and versatile
• A4 – For dramatic messages and chaotic handwriting

Designed to feel bold, playful, and easy to gift.

A Card That Actually Feels Personal

Funny cards are everywhere.

Good-looking funny cards are not.

This design keeps things clean, modern, and genuinely memorable — while still delivering the joke instantly.

Because honestly?
Time does fly when you’re having rum.

About KEOLIX

KEOLIX isn’t for the plain or the forgettable.
It’s for people who like their style with personality.

From playful stickers to bold prints and cards, every design is created to spark something — a smile, a reaction, or a “where did you get that?”

Want to make your order extra giftable?
Pair it with one of our cards — sweet, sarcastic, or slightly chaotic.

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Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

UK: 2-5 business days
International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.

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