One Year Closer to Death Card
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👻 “One Year Closer to Death” Funny Birthday Card
Not everyone wants balloons and inspirational quotes on their birthday.
Some people want a tiny ghost reminding them that time is relentless.
This card is for them.
Featuring a cheerful ghost in a party hat and the phrase:
“One Year Closer to Death”
…it’s the perfect mix of dark humour, existential dread, and weirdly affectionate energy.
Cute.
Morbid.
Beautiful.
✨ Why People Love It
Because it says what everyone’s thinking.
Birthdays are fun.
But they’re also technically countdown events.
This card turns that reality into something funny enough to display on a fridge instead of emotionally process.
Perfect for:
- sarcastic friends
- emotionally tired millennials
- coworkers with dark humour
- siblings
- partners
- anyone aging against their will
🎨 The Design
A minimalist ghost illustration with clean typography and bold contrast for maximum impact.
Simple concept.
Strong visual.
Instant laugh.
The kind of card people:
- photograph
- keep
- quote later
- accidentally relate to too hard
📦 Card Details
Available Sizes:
- A6
- A5
- A4
Printed on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant print quality and a smooth finish.
Blank inside for your own birthday message, emotional spiral, or fake optimism.
Matching envelope included.
Plastic-free packaging.
🎁 Perfect For
- funny birthday gifts
- dark humour lovers
- goth friends
- sarcastic coworkers
- emo millennials
- horror fans
- existential besties
- people born before 2000 who suddenly make noise standing up
✍️ Message Ideas
- “Still iconic though.”
- “You’ve aged terribly ❤️”
- “Proud of you for surviving another year.”
- “At least you’re haunting gracefully.”
🚚 Shipping & Support
- Fast dispatch
- Carefully packaged
- Tracking available on selected orders
Questions?
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
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