I Love You... Even Though You Airfry Everything Card
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I Love You… Even Though You Airfry Everything Card
Because yes, I love you. And yes, I’m judging you slightly. 🖤
We all have our quirks. Some people sing in the shower. Some people talk to their plants. And some… some airfry everything. Potatoes? Of course. Pizza? Fine. Birthday cake? Questionable. But love isn’t about perfection—it’s about accepting your partner’s unhinged obsession with crunchy golden textures and pretending it’s normal.
That’s where this card comes in.
💌 What Makes This Card So Iconic?
Because it says exactly what you're thinking—but cuter.
This is for the couple that laughs mid-bite, that flirts over oven timers, and that doesn’t mind a bit of sass with their sentiment.
It’s not just a “Happy Valentine’s” or “Hey, I love you.”
It’s: “You’re my person… even if I now live in fear of soggy chips being a crime punishable by airfryer.”
🖤 The Vibe
Funny, warm, perfectly cheeky.
This card hits that sweet spot between “I adore you” and “you need to chill with the hot air.”
You’ll make them smile. They’ll probably say “HEY!” and laugh. Then they’ll airfry something to celebrate. It's love, baby.
📐 Card Specs
Choose Your Size:
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A6 (small + sweet, ideal for a few sentences)
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A5 (classic size, plenty of space to gush or tease)
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A4 (go big if you’ve got a lot to say—or want to doodle an airfryer chart)
Quality:
Thick premium cardstock. Like, really nice. Like “I actually kept this on my fridge for six months” nice.
Design:
Minimalist. Clean. Featuring an adorably overachieving airfryer. It’s cute, crisp, and instantly relatable.
Blank Inside:
For your words, your way. Pour your heart out, write a cheeky note, or draw a potato with hearts around it. Totally your call.
Envelope Included:
Ready to send, or sneakily slip next to the fries.
🎯 Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day – especially if they’re cooking dinner
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Anniversaries – because you’ve made it this far, even through “airfryer lasagna”
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Birthdays – a lovingly passive-aggressive roast (the card, not the chicken)
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Just Because – because spontaneous love is best served hot
Whether they’re a culinary genius or just addicted to crunch, this card celebrates the adorable absurdity of love—and their food rituals.
💎 Why You’ll Love It
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It’s personal and funny without being cringey
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It’s actual quality (no flimsy printouts here)
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It creates a moment—a laugh, a hug, a “remember when…”
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It’s totally on-brand for foodie couples, quirky cooks, and hot-air romantics
🛒 Ready to Make Them Laugh?
Then this card’s for you.
You don’t need a poem or a cliché. Just honesty. A little sass. A whole lotta love.
Send them the ultimate compliment:
“I love you… even though you treat your airfryer like a third member of the relationship.”
Order now and make your next special moment crisp, golden, and full of heart. 💛
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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