Hotter Than a Crackling Fireplace – Funny Xmas Card
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🔥🎄 "You’re Even Hotter Than a Crackling Fireplace" – Romantic Christmas Card for Partners
❤️ Turn Up the Heat This Holiday Season
Bring cozy vibes and flirty fun to your festive celebrations with the "You’re Even Hotter Than a Crackling Fireplace" Christmas card!
Featuring a warm, inviting fireplace scene complete with stockings, candles, wreaths, and glowing holiday magic, this card is your perfect go-to for sending a little heat (and a lot of love) this Christmas.
Ideal for partners, spouses, or anyone who makes your heart race, this card captures holiday romance with a cheeky, heartwarming twist.
💬 Why You’ll Love This Christmas Card
🔥 Romantic, Cozy Design
The beautifully illustrated fireplace — adorned with stockings, a lush wreath, and glowing candles — sets the scene for intimate, heartfelt celebrations.
💖 Flirty, Playful Message
"You’re Even Hotter Than a Crackling Fireplace" — it’s sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely unforgettable. Perfect for reminding them just how much they heat up your life.
🎁 Perfect for Partners, Spouses, and Lovers
Whether it’s your long-time spouse, new love, or forever crush, this card says what you’re thinking with just the right balance of humor and affection.
👑 Card Features:
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Available Sizes:
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A5 Classic and elegant, perfect for mailing or gifting
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A4 Bigger for a grander, love-filled gesture
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8"): Compact and sweet for quick, heartfelt surprises
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Material: High-quality, eco-friendly cardstock for a luxurious feel
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Design: Vibrant fireplace holiday scene with festive detailing
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Interior: Blank — room for your own steamy, sweet, or funny message
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Envelope: Included — because even the best cards need a pretty package
📏 Perfect for Every Romantic Holiday Occasion:
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Christmas Eve Surprises 🎁: Slip it into a stocking for a private moment
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Holiday Date Nights 🕯️: Set the mood before dinner or cozy movie marathons
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Winter Weddings and Anniversaries 💍: Celebrate milestones with extra heart
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Just Because ❄️: Remind them they’re your favorite holiday spark
🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Love > Fireplaces
Sure, a roaring fire is warm...
But it doesn’t even compare to the person who makes your chest ache (in the best way) when they smile.
The "You’re Even Hotter Than a Crackling Fireplace" card isn’t just a compliment — it’s a whole vibe.
Give it to the person who melts your heart faster than marshmallows over an open flame.
They deserve to know they’re hotter than any fireplace, any holiday lights, any spiked eggnog in the world. 🔥❤️
📦 Shipping & Returns Information
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Processing Time: 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
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International Delivery: 7–14 business days (customs delays possible)
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Tracked Shipping: Available at checkout with tracking updates emailed to you
Returns/Refunds:
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Damaged or wrong item? Contact us within 7 days — we’ll make it right.
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Lost parcel? Full replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).
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Changed your mind? We accept returns within 14 days for non-personalized, unused items.
Questions? Need a rush order? Email hello@keolix.com — we’re here to help!
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
