Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving? – Funny Farewell Card

Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving? – Funny Farewell Card with Juice Box Design

🍊 Squeeze Out a Sweet Goodbye Card

Saying goodbye doesn’t have to be heavy.
The “Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?” card is perfect for lightening the moment and reminding them you’ll miss them — but also that you're hilarious.

Featuring an adorable orange juice box illustration and a cheeky pun, this card brings the laughs and the love. Whether it’s for a co-worker, friend, flatmate, or anyone moving on to a new adventure — it’s a fun, unexpected way to say farewell.

💌 Why They’ll Actually Keep It

🍹 Wholesome Design, Cheeky Message

The bold “Ex-Squeeze Me? You’re Leaving?” line and smiley juice box hit that perfect combo of cute and clever. It’s funny without being cringey — and still heartfelt enough to mean something.

✍️ Blank Inside

Go wild. Write a roast, a heartfelt goodbye, or just draw 14 crying emojis.
Whatever you write inside, it’s your space — your words make it memorable.

🖐 Handmade in the UK

Printed in-house on premium cardstock — not from a big factory. This is real quality you can feel. Crisp colours, smooth paper, and a design that’s worth displaying.

📏 Size Options:

• A5 – Our classic card size

• A4 – Oversized and bold for big messages

• A6 (small note)

Each card comes with a kraft envelope and is protected in eco-friendly packaging.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Farewell lunches at work

• New job send-offs

• Moving away parties

• Graduation gifts

• Gap year goodbyes

• Friend breakups (yes, they matter)

This adds humour to what’s often a bittersweet moment — and that’s exactly what people need.

🎁 Gifting Tip

Tuck this design into a box of snacks, stationery, or goodbye gifts and you’ve created a thoughtful little farewell package. Or gift it solo — it's good enough to stand alone.

Want something to pair it with? Check out our full collection of handmade cards to build a bundle they’ll remember.

🚚 Shipping Info

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 working days

• Tracked options available at checkout

💌 Questions? Email hello@keolix.com

Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Damaged or wrong card? We’ll replace it fast.

🧠 Why This Works

• Funny + friendly = ideal for awkward farewells

• Actually makes people smile

• Becomes a keepsake, not a throwaway

This design isn’t trying too hard — it’s just good vibes in paper form. And that’s exactly what a proper goodbye needs.

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🍊 Just a Bit More Squeeze...

Let’s be honest — no one remembers a generic goodbye card. But this? This is the kind of thing they tuck in a drawer, stick on a pinboard, or take with them when they pack. It’s silly, yes. But it’s also the moment they realise someone actually cared. One bad pun and a juice box later, they’re smiling in the middle of their office clear-out. And that? That’s the good stuff. That’s KEOLIX.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.