No, You Hang Up First – Funny Gaming-Themed Love Card
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“No, YOU hang up first.”
Classic. Cheesy. Completely iconic.
Whether you were tangled in controller cords or texting till 3am, this card is the pixel-perfect way to say:
“I’m totally obsessed with you.” 💬💕
🎮 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?
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The gamer who won your heart in co-op mode
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The partner who says “just one more game” (and lies)
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That sweet someone you’re still sending sleepy “u up?” texts to
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Anyone you love enough to roast and romance in the same breath
Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, their birthday, or just a random Tuesday—they’ll get it. And they’ll laugh. Then they’ll keep the card forever.
💘 WHY THIS CARD SLAPS:
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💭 Iconic Quote:
“No, you hang up first…” — We’ve all said it. Now it’s immortalized. -
🕹️ Adorably Nerdy Design:
Cartoon character, headset on, wide-eyed and whipped. Cute enough for your shelf. Nerdy enough for your soul. -
✍️ Blank Inside:
Keep it sweet, sappy, or spicy. Add in gaming references, late-night memes, or your best impersonation of a love-drunk Discord message. -
💌 Comes with Envelope:
Ready to gift, hand-deliver, or pretend you "just found it lying around."
📏 CARD SIZE OPTIONS:
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A6 (4.1” x 5.8”) – Small, flirty, fits in their pocket like a love note.
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A5– The classic frameable moment.
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A4 – For lovers who live loud (and game louder).
💎 PREMIUM CARDSTOCK:
Printed on 300gsm card so your love doesn’t bend under pressure.
Smooth matte finish. Bright, crisp colours. Looks premium. Feels lush.
Just like your relationship.
💘 VERSATILE VIBES:
Perfect for:
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Valentine’s Day
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Nerdy birthdays
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“We met on Twitch” anniversaries
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Couples who still say “brb” in real life
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Just-because-I-love-you moments
🎯 THIS CARD IS:
✔ Funny without being cringe
✔ Nerdy but still romantic
✔ Relatable across every timezone and console
✔ A mood. A memory. A magnet for kisses.
🛒 WHY WAIT?
Add to cart now and get ready to see their little gamer heart melt.
Because romance isn’t dead — it’s just got a headset and a controller. 🎧🎮💕
📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO
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Processing Time: 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 business days
📬 Tracked orders include a tracking number in your confirmation email.
💔 Lost, damaged, or wrong order? Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it fast.
📦 Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Buyer covers return postage unless we messed up.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
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