Have an Ice Birthday – Funny Hockey Pun Birthday Card

Have an Ice Birthday – Hockey Pun Greeting Card

Because birthdays deserve a little more than plain old “happy birthday.” card.
They deserve a slapshot of sass.

This card is made for the hockey-obsessed.
For the pun-addicted.
For the friend who never takes off their jersey.
Or the one who doesn’t know a puck from a pancake but still laughs at a good dad joke.

Here’s the vibe:
A cheeky little cartoon puck.
Grinning like it knows something you don’t.
Rocking a bold red helmet.
Dressed in full hockey gear.
It’s bold.
It’s funny.
It’s very, very Keeks.

And right across the front?
That icy pun: “Have an Ice Birthday.”
Simple.
Sharp.
Guaranteed to land a smile faster than a Zamboni cleans the rink.

Why You’ll Love It

1. It’s unique.
Not your standard birthday card.
Not something you’ll see on the high street.
This is Keolix.
Playful art with energy you can feel.

2. It’s versatile.
Got a brother who lives at the rink?
Sorted.
Bestie who just loves terrible puns?
Done.
That cold-hearted mate who pretends not to care?
Send them this.
(They’ll secretly love it.)

3. It’s premium.
Printed on thick, matte cardstock.
Smooth to the touch.
Looks good pinned on a wall or tucked into a scrapbook.
Feels luxe without the hefty price tag.

4. It’s blank inside.
Add your own sass.
Or keep it sweet.
Write a poem, doodle a stick figure, or confess your undying love in full dramatic flair.
You do you.

5. It’s Keeks-core.
Every card is designed in-house at Keolix®.
Packaged with intention.
Sent with good energy.
Sometimes with a sprinkle of glitter that sneaks into the envelope (consider it part of the magic).

Perfect For

• Hockey lovers who think every day is game day.

• Winter babies who embrace the chill.

• Cold-hearted besties (jk… kinda).

• Anyone who needs a laugh while blowing out candles.

• People who love when their cards double as mini art prints.

Product Specs

• Size: A6, A5, or A4

• Paper: Thick, matte cardstock. Durable, smooth, and made to last.

• Inside: Blank – your words, your style.

• Envelope: Classic kraft – earthy, timeless, always stylish.

• Origin: Designed by Keeks at Keolix®.

The Keeks Touch

This isn’t just a card.
It’s a vibe.
It’s art that makes people grin.
It’s a moment in an envelope.
From the illustration to the packaging, every detail has been thought through.

When your card arrives, you’ll feel it.
The energy.
The intention.
The playfulness that says: this is not just another card.

Why Choose Keolix Cards?

Because you’re not basic.
And your people deserve more than basic.
Our cards are bold, cheeky, and designed to be kept.
Not binned.
We make them to be little keepsakes of joy.

Birthdays are supposed to be fun.
This card guarantees that.

So go on. Add it to your basket.
Send that hockey fan, pun-lover, or ice-cold bestie the kind of birthday card they’ll actually remember.

Because let’s be real—
Store-bought cards don’t slap.
Keolix cards do.

🥶 Have an ice birthday, indeed.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.