I'd Give You a Kidney Card – Funny Love & Friendship
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🩺 “For You I’d Give a Kidney (Not Mine, but Someone’s)” Greeting Card
Love so big you’d… well, source a vital organ.
This tongue-in-cheek card pairs a wide-eyed cartoon kidney with the line:
“For you, I’d give a kidney.
Not mine— but someone’s.”
It’s equal parts sweet and wicked, perfect for partners, best friends, siblings or anyone who appreciates a slightly dark joke wrapped in real affection.
Why they’ll treasure it
• Laugh-out-loud artwork
Soft pastel palette, clean minimalist style and that mischievous grin— irresistible on a fridge door or desk.
• Three handy sizes
A6 – pocket-friendly for quick notes.
A5 in – classic frameable.
A4 – big canvas for epic declarations (or elaborate doodles).
• Premium 300 gsm cardstock
Silky matte finish that loves gel pens and markers without smudging.
• Blank inside
A totally clean slate for heartfelt prose, goofy limericks or an illustrated kidney transplant flow-chart.
• Planet-minded packaging
Plastic-free, board-back mailer keeps corners crisp; card and kraft envelope are FSC-certified.
Perfect moments to give
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Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day
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Anniversaries & “we’re-still-alive-versaries”
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Birthdays with extra bite
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Post-surgery cheer-up for the medically inclined
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A spontaneous “you’re my favourite human bean… or bean-shaped organ”
Quick spec
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Stock: 300 gsm white matte
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Envelope: natural kraft, 100 gsm
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Sizes: A6, 5″×7″, A5
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Inside: blank
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Origin: designed & printed in the UK
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Inks: vegetable-based
Shipping snapshot
Printed to order in 1-3 business days.
UK: Royal Mail 48 (2-5 days)
International: 7-14 days (customs can add a little waiting list).
Hassle-free support
Card mis-printed or bent? Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days and we’ll replace or refund.
Changed your mind? Return within 14 days in original condition (buyer pays return postage, unless we goofed).
FAQs
Can you print my message?
Yes—leave it at checkout and we’ll laser-print inside, seal, and post straight to them.
Will alcohol markers bleed?
Ballpoints, gel pens, fineliners and felt-tips work great. Alcohol markers may feather.
Gift-wrap option?
Add gift-wrap and we’ll swaddle the card in tissue, tie with twine and tuck in a mini organ facts sticker.
Pop this card into the basket, jot a line straight from the heart (or kidney), and hand it over— guaranteed to make them laugh so hard they’ll clutch their sides… not their kidneys. 🩷
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
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