Peel Better Soon – Funny Banana Get-Well Card
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🍌 A Get-Well Card That Actually Lifts the Mood
When someone’s feeling low, you don’t need another dull sympathy card — you need something that actually makes them smile.
Our “Peel Better Soon” banana card is the perfect balance of humour, care, and quirky design. With a bright yellow banana and cheeky pun, it delivers your well-wishes in a way that feels fun, original, and heartfelt — not overly serious or awkward.
Whether it’s a cold, surgery recovery, emotional burnout, or they’re just in a funk — this design brings serotonin and sunshine.
💌 Why People Love This Card
🍌 Cheerful Design with a Twist
The bright banana and the phrase “Peel Better Soon” is silly, sweet, and just weird enough to work. It lightens the mood without making light of what someone’s going through. Perfect for when you want to say “I care” and make them laugh.
✍️ Blank Inside for Your Own Message
Whether you want to write something sweet or borderline feral — the blank interior gives you space to say it your way.
From heartfelt encouragement to inside jokes, this card is yours to make meaningful.
🖐 Handmade Quality
Every card is printed on thick, premium cardstock right here in the UK — no dropshipping, no generic templates.
It feels sturdy, smooth, and worthy of display on a fridge or bedside table.
📏 Size Options
Choose the size that fits the moment best:
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A6 (4.1 x 5.8 inches) – small and sweet
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A5 classic and versatile
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A4 – bold, oversized, and unforgettable
Each card comes with a kraft envelope and is protected in a recyclable sleeve, ready to post or hand-deliver.
💡 Perfect For:
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Get-well-soon messages
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Post-surgery support
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Recovery from burnout
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Sending to your office bestie who's always sick
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People who hate serious sympathy cards
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Cheering up someone with humour, not heaviness
This has been sent to hospitals, college dorms, and kitchen counters all over the UK — it works because it’s real.
🎁 Gifting Tip
Want to build a thoughtful little package?
Pair this with one of our handmade cards or a favourite snack, and you've got a simple but powerful gesture.
It’s often the small things that matter most — and this design lands every time.
🚚 Shipping & Returns
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Ships in 1–3 business days from our UK studio
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UK delivery: 2–5 working days
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International: 7–14 working days
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Tracked shipping options available at checkout
💬 Need help? Contact us at hello@keolix.com — real support, no robots.
Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.
Wrong order or damaged? We'll sort it — no stress.
🧠 TL;DR
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Funny banana get-well design
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Blank inside
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Printed in-house on premium stock
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Three sizes
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Designed to actually make people feel better — not worse
🍌 A Little Extra Banana Nonsense (Because Why Not?)
Sometimes it’s the little things — a weird fruit pun, a flash of yellow, a cheeky message that arrives just when someone needs it most. That’s what this design does. It doesn’t try to fix everything. It just shows up. Like a banana in a fruit bowl full of apples. Bright, a bit unexpected, and somehow... perfect.
People don’t always remember the flowers or the soup — but they do remember the card that made them laugh when they wanted to cry. That’s what makes this one a keeper.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
