You're the Apple of My Pie – Cute Funny Pun Love Card

You're the Apple of My Pie Card 
…and baby, you’re the only one I’d share dessert with. 🍎🥧💘

This card is sugary-sweet with a side of sass. Whether you're crushing hard, loving loud, or just want to send your favourite human a little pun-packed magic, this is the greeting card version of “I adore you — and I’m cute as hell about it.”

🥧 WHAT MAKES THIS CARD SO DELICIOUSLY GOOD?

Right on the front: one adorable apple, snuggled up next to a flaky pie, because you are the filling to someone’s flaky crust in the BEST way. It’s sweet, it’s clever, and it’s gonna make them melt like whipped cream on warm pie.

Bonus: it works for romantic vibes or for a bestie who always splits the last slice. Win-win.

💖 WHO’S IT FOR?

This card is the one if you’re shopping for:

• Your sweet, silly, apple-scented partner

• Your best friend who deserves love notes and dessert metaphors

• Your situationship you’re trying to upgrade with vibes

• Anyone who needs a pun and a smile

Perfect for:

• Valentine's Day

• Anniversaries

• Birthdays

• Just Because You’re Soft and Adorable Moments™

• Anyone who makes your heart do that squishy thing

📏 PICK YOUR SIZE

Choose the perfect format for your love letter, cheesy jokes, or handwritten pie recipe (we won't judge):

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – Compact, cute, and pocketable

• A5 – The go-to classic

• A4 – For lovers with a lot to say (or big handwriting)

All options are professionally printed on premium matte cardstock, because your love deserves texture, baby.

Includes a matching envelope that makes gifting easy-peasy (apple) pie.

✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOUR RULES

Keep it short and sweet or go full poetic — it’s your canvas. The blank interior gives you all the room you need to confess your love, crack a joke, or doodle your dream pie flavours.

💾 WHY THEY’LL KEEP IT FOREVER

This isn’t just a card — it’s a “tape it to the mirror, keep it in their planner, show it to their mum” kind of moment. It’s cute enough to frame, real enough to matter, and warm enough to stay in their heart long after the pie is gone.

🛒 YOU SHOULD ADD TO CART IF...

• You’re funny, soft, and secretly romantic

• You love a pun almost as much as your person

• You’re trying to one-up last year’s card (and this one is winning)

• You believe the best gifts are the ones that make people feel

🚚 SHIPPING INFO

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items

• Damaged or missing item? Email us and we’ll make it right.

• Refunds go back to original payment method only

Questions or got a pie emergency? Reach out at hello@keolix.com — we’ve got you.

✨ MADE WITH KEOLIX VIBES

Every card from Keolix is made with heart, humour, and a whole lot of personality. Whether you’re punning your way into someone’s life or making a bestie belly-laugh, we’re here for it. Our designs are bold, funny, and made to stick in the heart (and maybe the fridge).

If you’re into unforgettable cards, unique gifts, and creative prints that actually say something — you’re in the right place.

Add “You’re the Apple of My Pie” to your cart now and remind them:
You’re not just sweet — you’re the whole damn filling. 🍎

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.