You're My Cutie Pie Ghost Tote Bag

👻 You're My Cutie Pie Ghost Tote Bag – A Sweet Treat with Sass 🍎🥧

This ain’t your average ghost—and this definitely ain’t your average tote. Meet the “You’re My Cutie Pie” Ghost Tote Bag, where tough meets tender, and eco-conscious meets adorably chaotic. Featuring a grumpy little ghost holding an apple pie with a deadpan declaration of love, this bag is for those of us who’d flirt by flinging a cinnamon tart at you. It’s cute, it’s cheeky, and it’s got that perfect dose of Halloween sarcasm baked right in.

Crafted from 100% recycled cotton, this tote is soft on the planet and sturdy enough for all your everyday hauls—groceries, books, snacks, emotional baggage (no judgment). It’s lightweight, durable, and big enough to carry everything you need while serving major spooky-season style.

💀 Why You’ll Fall for This Tote Bag:

🥧 The Design? Iconic.

Let’s talk about that ghost. It’s not scary. It’s not spooky. It’s sassy. Holding an apple pie with the phrase “You’re My Cutie Pie”, this little ghost knows how to drop a compliment with flavour. It’s the kind of energy you want in a friend—or a tote. Zero fluff. All charm.

🌱 Sustainable AF

100% recycled cotton. That means you can carry your bits and bobs without carrying guilt. It’s eco-conscious without being crunchy. This bag proves you can be hot and green at the same time.

📏 Roomy Enough for Real Life

We’re talking 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) of space. That’s “I went out for bread and came back with wine, crisps, and three mood-boosting impulse buys” size. Need to carry a jumper, laptop, or your kid’s entire snack arsenal? It’s got you.

💪 Strong but Soft

At 130-135 gsm, this tote hits the sweet spot: strong enough to haul your life around, but light enough to throw over your shoulder without thinking twice.

🎁 Perfect for...

• Halloween lovers who want to be spooky, not scary

• Friends with a sarcastic sense of humour

• Your significant other who deserves a pie-themed compliment

• You—yes, YOU—because you’re a cutie pie and you know it.

📦 Everyday Versatility

Don’t limit this babe to Halloween. The vibe is year-round. Toss it over your shoulder for:

• Farmer’s markets

• Morning café runs

• Bookshop hauls

• Gym (for carrying your intentions more than your trainers)

• Workdays, errand days, whatever-days

Wherever you’re headed, this ghost rolls with you like a sarcastic sidekick.

🎀 Gifting Tip:

Wrap it with an actual pie inside. Or chocolate. Or just a flirty little note. Trust us—it hits different when there’s humour in the packaging.

📬 Shipping Info:

• Dispatch in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 working days (allow for customs delays)

🔁 Refund & Return Policy:

• Wrong item? Damaged? Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ve got you.

• Lost in transit? We’ll resend after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? You’ve got 14 days for non-personalised returns (original condition, buyer covers postage).

📩 hello@keolix.com – We actually respond. No ghosts in our inbox.

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So if your aesthetic is a little bit ghost, a little bit pie, and a whole lot of attitude...
🛒 Add to cart now and carry your sarcasm sustainably.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.