You're My Sweet Potato Tote – Cute Pun Eco Shopper

You're My Sweet Potato Tote – Cute Pun Eco Shopper

🥔💬 “You’re my sweet potato.”
🍠 “I yam.”

If that didn’t make you grin, you may need more potassium.

The "You're My Sweet Potato" Tote Bag is exactly what it sounds like: a root vegetable romance wrapped in recycled cotton and served with a side of sass. Whether you're strolling through the farmer’s market or carrying emotional baggage in vegetable form, this tote has your back (and your books, and your oat milk, and your backup snacks).

💥 What’s in this Tote Bag (Besides Charm):

🥗 Eco-Chic Material:
100% recycled cotton. Lightweight but tough enough to hold your groceries and your irrational love for food puns. It’s giving green... literally.

🛍️ Size That Gets You:
40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches). Spacious enough for books, fruit, that journal you swear you’re going to finish, and possibly a life crisis.

🎨 Pun-Loving Design:
Features two adorable cartoon root veggies exchanging sweet-n-salty declarations of love. It's flirty, earthy, and totally unpeeled.

💪 Tough but Cute:
130–135 gsm fabric = durability without bulk. This bag says “delicate but dangerous” with every stitch.

💡 When to Use It:

• When you need a little serotonin while shopping for kale

• When your outfit says “casual cutie” but your tote screams “I’m hilarious”

• When you want strangers to fall in love with your bag before your face

• When gifting your other half something romantic and ridiculous

🎁 Who’s It For?

• That friend who makes too many puns (you know the one)

• Your “sweet potato” (aka soulmate with a snack addiction)

• You, because you deserve cute shit that sparks joy

Pair it with:

• A handwritten card ("You make my heart mashy")

• A bag of sweet potato fries

• Or just your bold, beautiful self

♻️ Built to Carry Sass & Sustainably Slay:

• Plastic-free where possible

• Handmade in small batches (no mass-produced energy here)

• Washable & reusable = guilt-free chaos

• Designed by Keolix for loud, lovely weirdos

🧡 Final Mood:

This tote doesn’t whisper compliments.
It shouts, “I’m punny and proud.”
It giggles in root vegetable dialect.
It’s weird. It’s warm. It’s 100% you.

Add to cart. Carry joy. And remember—
You’re someone’s sweet potato. And they yam not afraid to say it.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.