Beam Me Up, Cutie Tote – Alien Design Eco Cotton Bag
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Aliens. Sass. Sustainability.
The “Beam Me Up, Cutie” tote bag brings otherworldly cuteness to your everyday routine. Whether you’re grocery shopping, running errands, or stashing snacks and secrets, this tote is the perfect companion for earthlings who like their fashion a little… extraterrestrial.
It’s fun. It’s flirty. It’s freakin’ adorable.
👽 FEATURES THAT ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD:
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Size: 40 x 38cm — roomy enough for books, groceries, or moon rocks
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Material: 100% recycled cotton — soft, sturdy, and planet-approved
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Weight: 130–135 gsm — lightweight with serious strength
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Print: Pastel alien pair with the phrase “Beam Me Up, Cutie” – cuteness activated
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Care: Spot clean recommended to keep it fresh for lightyears
🌌 HOW TO USE IT (A FEW IDEAS):
📚 Carry your books to the library like the intergalactic scholar you are
🛒 Use it as a sustainable shopping bag with main character energy
🏋️♀️ Throw in your gym gear and alienate the boring bags
🎒 Use it as your “always ready” everyday essentials carrier
🎁 Gift it with space-themed goodies for the cutest present in the galaxy
💌 WHO THIS IS TOTE FOR:
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Sci-fi girlies who are soft-core weird and proud
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Cosmic cuties who need a bag that reflects their alien aesthetic
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Fans of quirky accessories that say “I’m cute and sustainable”
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Anyone who would absolutely get beamed up without hesitation
Whether you're wandering Earth or daydreaming of Saturn, this tote lets you carry your stuff — and your personality — loud and proud.
🎁 GIFT IT TO:
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Your space-obsessed BFF
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That astrology queen who deserves a tote for every mood phase
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The friend who calls her car her spaceship
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Yourself. Because Earth is hard, and this tote is soft comfort
✨ Pro tip: Pair it with our Beam Me Up, Cutie card or sticker to create a matching gift pack that’s cute enough to orbit.
💬 BONUS WAFFLE (FOR THE COSMICALLY CURIOUS):
This tote won’t teleport you.
It won’t decode alien frequencies.
It won’t get your crush to text you back.
But it will make every outfit more fun.
It will help save the planet while making people smile.
And it will say:
“I’m not from around here. And that’s my favorite thing about me.”
📦 SHIPPING & CUSTOMER SUPPORT
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FREE UK delivery
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Orders ship in 1–3 business days
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Packed eco-friendly & ready to beam up
📧 Need help? Email hello@keolix.com — we respond faster than light-speed
ADD TO CART. BEAM WITH PRIDE.
This tote is calling your name — in alien. ✅
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
