You’re the Apple of My Pie Tote – Cute Pun Foodie Bag

You’re the apple of my pie.
Romantic. Punny. Slightly delicious. Tote.

This adorable tote bag is here to prove that love doesn’t have to be serious — sometimes, it’s made of fruit and flaky crust and a cheeky smile across the room. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic, a foodie with sass, or a walking pun machine, this tote is about to be your new favorite accessory.

🥧 The Tote Design: Sweet Enough to Eat

Front and center: a cartoon apple + a cute slice of pie, blushing beside the phrase “You’re the Apple of My Pie.” The vibe? Flirty, lighthearted, charmingly unhinged (in the best way). Perfect for:

• Foodies

• Bakers

• Pun lovers

• Partners-in-pie

• You (because self-love deserves dessert energy)

The illustration’s soft lines and rich colors make it pop without screaming, pairing perfectly with everything from your denim jacket to your pyjama run outfit.

👜 The Bag Itself: Light, Durable, and Earth-Loving

Let’s break down the stats:

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Fabric: 100% recycled cotton

• Weight: 130-135 gsm – sturdy but not bulky

• Straps: Long enough for over-the-shoulder comfort

• Vibe: Effortless cute. Wholesome chaos.

Whether you’re heading to the market, the park, or just out to flirt with pastries at the café — this tote carries your essentials and your personality with zero fuss.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Valentine’s Day (skip the card, go straight for the tote)

• Anniversary surprises that don’t take themselves too seriously

• Besties who bake

• Foodies who flirt

• That one person who always laughs at your puns

Stuff it with homemade cookies, a pie recipe, or even just snacks and call it the cutest gift ever.

🍏 Where It Belongs:

• Grocery runs (with pie ingredients, obviously)

• Study dates (filled with baked goods and romantic tension)

• Park picnics

• Farmers markets

• Your go-to errand look

And yes — it’s Instagrammable. Just add coffee and golden hour lighting.

💧 Washable. Reusable. Made to Last.

This tote is:

• Eco-friendly – made from recycled cotton

• Low maintenance – hand-wash or gentle machine wash

• Print durable – high-res and long-lasting

• Lightweight – packs easy, folds up small, holds a lot

This is not your flimsy tote that tears after two books and a banana. This one shows up, holds strong, and flirts with strangers for you.

📦 Shipping Info

• Orders processed in 1–3 business days

• 🇬🇧 UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking available where applicable
  We pack with care — like it’s fresh out the oven.

🔁 Returns & Refunds

Wrong bag? Damaged on arrival? We’ve got you.

• Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days of delivery

• Returns accepted within 14 days (on non-personalized items)

• Refunds go back to your original payment method once returned
  No stress. No crumbs left behind.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we create products that are part gift, part giggle, and all heart. From stickers to totes, every piece is designed to feel like a wink — sweet, smart, and emotionally delicious.

Whether it’s food puns or bold feelings, our art speaks your language.
Because love should always come with pie.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.