Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving! Card

“Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving!” – Funny Wizard Farewell Card

Some goodbyes are emotional.

Others?
Need a dramatic wizard yelling:

“Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”

This funny farewell card is perfect for coworkers, friends, flatmates, and office legends moving on to their next adventure.

Whether they’re starting a new job, moving away, retiring, or simply escaping the chaos — this card sends them off properly:
with humour, sarcasm, and a slightly concerned wizard.

✨ Perfect Card For

• coworker leaving cards
• office farewells
• retirement gifts
• moving away cards
• goodbye gifts for friends
• funny work leaving cards
• wizard & fantasy lovers
• chaotic emotional support colleagues

Perfect for:

• managers
• teammates
• best friends
• flatmates
• teachers
• anyone abandoning the group chat

🎨 The Design

Featuring a dramatic red-haired wizard with a deeply offended expression, this design combines fantasy humour with classic British sarcasm.

The bold phrase:

“Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”

makes it instantly funny without trying too hard.

It’s the kind of card that:

• gets passed around the office
• makes everyone laugh
• ends up pinned to somebody’s fridge afterwards

✍️ Blank Inside

The inside is blank for your own farewell message.

Write:

• something heartfelt
• an inside joke
• a fake wizard spell
• or one final bit of workplace gossip

No judgement here.

📏 Available Sizes

Choose your level of dramatic goodbye:

• A6 – compact and cheeky
• A5 – classic greeting card size
• A4 – maximum office chaos

Printed on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant colour and a smooth luxe finish.

Includes:

• matching envelope
• protective packaging
• professional-quality print finish

🌱 Thoughtfully Made

• Eco-conscious cardstock
• Recyclable packaging
• Designed and printed in the UK

Good for the planet.
Excellent for dramatic exits.

📦 Shipping & Support

• Ships within 1–3 business days
• UK & international delivery available
• Carefully packaged for safe arrival

Need help?
hello@keolix.com

✨ About KEOLIX

KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.

From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.

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We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

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