More Cake Than Candles :/ Card
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Funny Birthday Card for Friends, Family & Aging Legends
Some birthdays are magical.
Others require a fire extinguisher for the cake.
The “More Cake Than Candles :/” birthday design is the perfect funny birthday card for anyone officially entering their “vintage but still fabulous” era.
Featuring an overloaded cartoon birthday cake and a painfully relatable message, this design delivers the perfect mix of humor, affection, and light chaos.
Because getting older is inevitable.
Laughing about it is optional.
This card helps.
🎉 Why People Love This Card
This is the kind of birthday card that actually gets laughed at before it gets opened.
Funny without being mean, it’s ideal for:
- milestone birthdays
- friends with a good sense of humor
- siblings
- coworkers
- partners
- parents who claim they’re “still 29”
The design is playful, bright, and instantly relatable — especially for anyone whose cake is starting to resemble a candle display.
🍰 Perfect For
- 30th birthday cards
- 40th birthday gifts
- 50th birthday humor
- funny birthday cards for her
- funny birthday cards for him
- best friend birthdays
- coworker birthday cards
- sarcastic birthday humor
Works for almost anyone who appreciates jokes about aging gracefully-ish.
✨ Card Details
Available Sizes:
- A6
- A5
- A4
Features:
- Premium quality cardstock
- Vibrant full-color print
- Blank inside for your own message
- Matching envelope included
Printed in the UK.
✍️ Message Ideas
- “Still hot. Just slightly toasted.”
- “Another year older, another slice bigger.”
- “You’re aging beautifully. Loudly, but beautifully.”
- “At least there’s cake.”
📦 Shipping & Returns
- Ships within 1–3 business days
- UK delivery: 2–5 working days
- International shipping available
Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.
Support:
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
