You're straight up so cash money Card
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You’re Straight Up So Cash Money Card
A greeting card for the smoothest person you know.
The one with dangerous levels of confidence.
The one who somehow looks good holding a Tesco meal deal.
The one who could flirt with a brick wall and win.
Featuring the phrase:
“You’re straight up so cash money”
…this card is pure elite-tier admiration.
Funny.
Flirty.
Unreasonably confident.
It’s the kind of compliment that feels like:
- a wink across the room
- expensive cologne
- black sunglasses indoors
- someone reversing perfectly into a parking space first try
🖤 The Vibe
This is not a soft little floral greeting card.
This is:
- expensive energy
- good outfits
- eye contact that changes lives
- “they definitely own sunglasses indoors” energy
Perfect for:
- partners
- crushes
- best friends
- situationships
- people who deserve outrageous compliments
💌 Perfect For
- Valentine’s Day
- anniversaries
- birthdays
- flirting aggressively
- hyping someone up for no reason
Especially ideal for:
- boyfriends
- girlfriends
- stylish besties
- emotionally unavailable icons
📏 Sizes Available
- A6 – compact chaos
- A5 – classic display size
- A4 – maximum dramatic impact
Blank inside for your own message.
Write:
- something romantic
- something stupid
- or a fully unhinged paragraph at 2am
No judgement here.
✨ Product Details
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Smooth matte finish
- Vibrant high-quality print
- Matching envelope included
- Designed in the UK
- Carefully packaged for delivery
🚚 Shipping & Support
- Fast dispatch
- UK & international shipping available
- Tracking available on selected orders
Questions?
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Customer support:
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
