Christmas Calories Don’t Count Card
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Funny Christmas Card - "Christmas Calories Don’t Count"
Embrace the holiday indulgence with this playful "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" card!
Featuring a delicious Christmas pudding topped with holly and rich icing, this card is a fun reminder to enjoy the season guilt-free.
Perfect for anyone who loves holiday treats, this card adds a touch of humor to your Christmas greetings.
Whether you're sending it to a food lover, a friend, or family, it’ll bring a smile to anyone who agrees that festive food is always calorie-free!
Available in A5, 5x7, and A6 sizes, it’s perfect for everyone on your list.
Why This Card is Perfect for the Holidays:
- Relatable & Funny Message: This card is perfect for food lovers who enjoy indulging during the holiday season.
- Festive Design: The Christmas pudding illustration, complete with holly and icing, captures the cozy, delicious spirit of Christmas. It’s a perfect visual to accompany the cheerful message.
- Multiple Size Options: Choose from A5, 5x7, or A6 to fit any Christmas card collection.
A Sweet & Humorous Holiday Greeting
This card is a fantastic addition to any Christmas gift, bringing smiles to anyone who loves a good laugh and a tasty treat.
The humorous phrase will make anyone who receives it chuckle, and the festive design is guaranteed to brighten up their holiday season.
It’s perfect for spreading holiday cheer and making someone feel like they can enjoy all the food without a second thought.
So why not share a little joy and laughter this season? Let them know calories don’t count during Christmas! Browse more festive designs and cards here.
Order yours today to add a fun, festive touch to your holiday greetings!
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days. Our goal is to get your cards to you as quickly as possible so you can get them out to your loved ones in time for the holidays.
- International: 7-14 business days. Please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing, so plan ahead for international shipping.
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please use the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email. This way, you can monitor the progress of your package and know exactly when to expect your delivery.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. If you encounter any issues or have any questions about your order. Our team is here to help resolve any concerns you may have and ensure your experience is as smooth as possible.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund, ensuring you get the correct product in time for the holidays.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process. We are committed to ensuring your satisfaction and will work with you to resolve any issues promptly.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us. If you experience a delay or issue, don’t hesitate to reach out to us for assistance.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect. We want to make your return process as simple as possible, and our customer service team will assist you throughout.
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If you have any inquiries or concerns, do not hesitate to contact us. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service and will be happy to help with anything you need.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
