Congratulations Card – Funny Pigeon Greeting Card
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Sometimes enthusiasm is overrated.
This funny greeting card features a deadpan pigeon delivering the most underwhelming congratulations imaginable:
"Congratulations."
"Lucky you."
Dry.
Sarcastic.
Absolutely perfect.
Ideal for someone who appreciates understated humour and a joke that lands because it's so matter-of-fact.
Perfect for:
• New jobs
• Graduations
• Promotions
• Passing exams
• New homes
• Engagements
• Any achievement worth celebrating... sort of.
The minimalist illustration and expressionless pigeon make this card unforgettable. It's the perfect choice for friends, siblings, colleagues or anyone who appreciates dry British humour.
Professionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes, it's a card they'll probably laugh at before they've even opened it.
📐 AVAILABLE SIZES
• A6
• A5
• A4
✨ FINISH OPTIONS
• Matte – soft, modern finish
• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine
📦 DETAILS
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Premium quality cardstock
• Professionally printed
• Designed by KEOLIX
❓ FAQs
Is the inside blank?
Yes! It's blank inside so you can write your own message.
Does it include an envelope?
Yes, every greeting card comes with a matching envelope.
Who is this card for?
Perfect for friends, family, colleagues or anyone with a good sense of humour.
What occasions does it suit?
Graduations, promotions, new jobs, exams, new homes, engagements and any other milestone worth celebrating.
Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
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We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
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