E-CON-omy Sticker – Satirical Vinyl Decal

💸 E-CON-omy Sticker – For When the System Ain’t Systeming

It’s giving corporate clownery. It’s giving late-stage capitalism. It’s giving... “I’m self-employed and still broke.” In Sticker. 

Add some cheeky truth to your setup with our E-CON-omy sticker—a smart, satirical jab at the state of well... everything. Featuring the word "E-CON-omy" with a bold emphasis on the “CON” and a delightful stick figure grappling with a wonky graph, this is peak millennial burnout energy—but make it cute.

Whether you're navigating spreadsheets, ghosting your direct deposit, or just surviving under capitalism with a smile and a snack, this sticker is your badge of sarcasm. Durable. Waterproof. Hilariously honest.

🔥 Why You Need It (Yes, need):

• Satire That Slaps
  "E-CON-omy" isn’t just a pun—it’s a statement. It’s for the people who know they’re being scammed but still keep showing up to work. It’s giving “I read one article and now I’m ungovernable.” You’re gonna love it.

• Waterproof & Durable AF
  Whether you're sticking it on your MacBook, reusable bottle, or your “everything is fine” journal, this sticker is built to survive rain, rage, and rude tax bills.

• Pack Options = Control Freak Heaven

  • 1 Sticker: Subtle flex.

  • 3-Pack: Coordinated chaos.

  • 6-Pack: You’re either gifting or decorating like you’re starting a revolution.

• A Vibe & A Conversation Starter
  Be prepared for “omg where did you get that” from friends, strangers, and coworkers who are also barely hanging on by a thread. It’s that good.

📎 Who It’s Perfect For:

• Econ students who’ve had enough.

• Creatives who use humor as a coping mechanism.

• Your favorite coworker who's two passive-aggressive comments away from quitting.

• You. Yes, you. Because if you’re reading this? It already speaks to your soul.

💡 How to Use It:

Stick it on:

• ✏️ Your planner (next to the bills)

• 💻 Your work laptop (yes, during Zoom calls)

• 💦 Your bottle (because hydration deserves protest)

• 📚 Your econ textbook (for emotional support)

It’s waterproof, life-proof, and BS-proof.

🎁 Gift It. Roast Them. Be Iconic.

Giving a gift? Pair it with a “Don’t Spreadsheet” tote or our “Trolling the Nation” sticker. Instant comedy duo. Wrap it in sarcasm. Deliver it in truth. You’re welcome.

📦 Shipping & Returns:

• Ships fast: 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 days

• International: 7–14 days

• Returns? If your sticker doesn’t make you laugh, we’ll fix it (but it will)

💬 Final Word from Keeks:

Capitalism might be broken, but your sticker game doesn’t have to be. Add the E-CON-omy sticker to cart, give your things personality, and let your dry humor shine like a poorly allocated budget.

🛒 Grab yours now. Stick it. Show it. Start the conversation.
Because if they’re gonna con you, you might as well laugh while you document the downfall.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.