You, Sir, Are a Fish! Card
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“You, Sir, Are a Fish!” Greeting Card
Unhinged.
Iconic.
Weirdly emotional if you know the reference.
The “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” design takes chaotic cowboy energy and turns it into the perfect funny card for birthdays, inside jokes, gamer gifts, and completely unserious life moments.
Featuring a bold cowboy-and-fish illustration against a striking red background, this design is loud in the best way possible.
It doesn’t whisper.
It absolutely announces itself.
✨ Why People Love This Card
Because it feels like an inside joke instantly.
Whether you’re buying for:
- a gamer
- a Red Dead fan
- your funniest friend
- your chaotic sibling
- or someone who communicates entirely through memes
…this card lands immediately.
It’s weird.
It’s specific.
And that’s exactly why it works.
📐 Available Sizes
- A6 – compact chaos
- A5 – classic display size
- A4 – maximum fish energy
Each card includes:
- premium cardstock
- matching kraft envelope
- high-quality vibrant print
- blank inside for your own message
✍️ Blank Inside
Write:
- something heartfelt
- something unhinged
- or absolutely nothing except:
“you know why.”
Honestly? That’s enough.
🎯 Perfect For
- birthdays
- gamer gifts
- funny friendship cards
- boyfriend/girlfriend gifts
- coworkers with cursed humour
- random surprises
- meme lovers
- “this reminded me of you immediately” moments
🤍 The Energy
This isn’t a sentimental card.
This is the design that gets left on someone’s shelf for six months because every time they see it, they laugh again.
That’s the sweet spot.
Funny enough to stand out.
Specific enough to feel personal.
Chaotic enough to feel KEOLIX.
Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Need help with your order, have a question, or just want to say hello? Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll be happy to help.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
