Funny New Job Card – Cool Sloth Greeting Card
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A new job.
Big news.
The sloth's response?
"Cool."
This hilarious greeting card delivers the perfect amount of enthusiasm... which is almost none.
Featuring an adorably unimpressed sloth and a wonderfully dry punchline, it's ideal for anyone who appreciates understated humour.
Perfect for:
• New jobs
• Promotions
• Career changes
• First jobs
• Graduations
• Retirement (if your humour is questionable)
Whether you're celebrating a friend, colleague, sibling or family member, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who enjoys sarcastic, deadpan humour.
The clean design, soft pastel background and expressionless sloth make it a keepsake they'll probably display on their desk.
Professionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes.
📐 AVAILABLE SIZES
• A6
• A5
• A4
✨ FINISH OPTIONS
• Matte – soft, premium finish
• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine
📦 DETAILS
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Premium quality cardstock
• Professionally printed
• Designed by KEOLIX
❓ FAQs
Is the inside blank?
Yes! The inside is left blank for your own message.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, every greeting card includes a matching envelope.
Who is this card for?
Perfect for friends, colleagues, family members or anyone starting an exciting new role.
What occasions is it suitable for?
New jobs, promotions, career changes, graduations and work achievements.
Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Need help with your order, have a question, or just want to say hello? Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll be happy to help.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
