I Love You one million Swedish Fish Card
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I Love You One Million Swedish Fish – A Funny, Sweet, and Sentimental Greeting Card
Looking for a card that says "I love you" without sounding like every other boring, predictable love note?
This is it.
A playful twist on romance.
With its cheeky message and nostalgic candy design, this card makes your love feel both hilarious and heartfelt—like a sugar rush for the soul.
Whether you’re gifting your partner, best friend, or someone who still hoards Swedish Fish from the cinema snack bar, this card is a sweet and unexpected way to say:
"You're my favorite flavor of chaos and comfort."
💘 Why They’ll Love It:
🐟 Whimsical but meaningful
It’s not just about the candy—it’s about the memory, the inside jokes, and the way they’ll laugh the second they see it.
📸 Display-worthy design
That mint background? The glossy red fish? It's practically begging to be pinned to a corkboard or stuck to the fridge.
💌 The kind of card they keep forever
Cute, weird, and deeply affectionate—this card feels like your relationship. Unexpected. Sweet. And just a bit unhinged.
🎯 Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day – For your sweet & salty love
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Anniversary – Cute AF and not cringe
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Just Because – Who says you need a reason?
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Birthdays – For the candy-loving soulmate
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Long-Distance Love – Mail them a message that swims across oceans (and postal zones)
📐 Sizing Options:
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Bite-sized and cute
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A5 The classic, go-to standard
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A4 – Bold and extra, just like your feelings
💎 Card Details:
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Premium card stock – Silky smooth, durable, luxe feel
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Full-color glossy front – That candy red pops
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Blank inside – You bring the feels, we'll bring the canvas
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Envelope included – Because even great cards deserve a good outfit
✈ Shipping & Returns:
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Dispatched in 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 days (customs may cause delays)
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Full tracking provided where applicable
📦 Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
📸 Damaged or incorrect? Email us a photo and we’ll replace it or refund you
🚫 Refunds only to original payment method
🛍 Need More Cute Chaos?
Pair this card with one of our bestselling prints or check out our other punny love notes—they’re bold, quirky, and guaranteed to cause serotonin spikes.
✔ Cards for all occasions – from savage to sentimental
✔ Bold art prints – perfect for brightening any room (or mood)
✔ Loyalty rewards – earn points with every purchase
❤️ One Card. One Million Feelings.
This isn’t just stationery—it’s a serotonin delivery service.
Add to cart, send it with love, and wait for the "AWWW" text to roll in.
You love them. You want to say it.
And you want to say it with candy.
Because you love them one million Swedish Fish.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
