New Phone, Who Dis? Card
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“New Phone, Who Dis?” – Funny Retro Greeting Card
A retro greeting card with just the right amount of attitude.
Featuring a vintage telephone design and the iconic phrase:
“New Phone, Who Dis?”
This card delivers instant nostalgia, instant humour, and exactly the kind of cheeky energy people actually remember.
Perfect for birthdays, friendships, farewells, reconnecting, or sending someone a message that says:
“I thought of you… but I’m still going to be annoying about it.”
📞 Why This Card Works
Simple:
because the joke already lands.
Everyone knows the phrase.
Everyone immediately gets the vibe.
It’s playful, sarcastic, slightly dramatic, and weirdly versatile.
This is the kind of card that:
- gets laughed at instantly
- gets photographed for Instagram stories
- and somehow ends up living on the fridge for 3 weeks.
🎉 Perfect For
- funny birthday cards
- retro greeting cards
- coworker leaving cards
- friendship cards
- breakup humour
- long-distance friends
- reconnecting with someone
- nostalgic 90s & Y2K lovers
Especially ideal for:
- friends with elite meme taste
- people who reply three business days later
- anyone emotionally attached to retro technology
🎨 The Design
The bold retro phone illustration gives this card major throwback energy while keeping the design clean, modern, and giftable.
The aesthetic is:
- nostalgic
- playful
- bold
- and instantly eye-catching
It feels like an old-school text message turned into a keepsake.
✍️ Blank Inside
The inside is blank so you can:
- write something funny
- add an inside joke
- keep it heartfelt
- or commit fully to the bit.
Your message.
Your chaos.
📏 Available Sizes
Choose your level of dramatic communication:
- A6 – compact & cheeky
- A5 – classic greeting card size
- A4 – impossible to ignore
Printed on premium heavyweight matte cardstock with vibrant colour and a smooth professional finish.
Includes:
- matching envelope
- protective packaging
- high-quality print finish
🌱 Thoughtfully Made
- Eco-conscious cardstock
- Recyclable packaging
- Designed and printed in the UK
Because good cards should leave an impression — not unnecessary waste.
📦 Shipping & Returns
- Ships within 1–3 business days
- UK & international shipping available
- Carefully packaged for safe delivery
Need help?
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
