Rich and Unemployed Yacht Satire Tote Bag
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Funny Yachtcore Recycled Cotton Tote for the Soft Life Era
The “Rich and Unemployed” bag is what happens when yachtcore meets dry humor.
Featuring a minimalist yacht illustration and bold statement typography, this tote is made for the people mentally living on the Amalfi Coast while physically doing a Tesco run.
It’s ironic.
It’s stylish.
It’s slightly concerning.
Exactly how we like it.
✨ Why You’ll Love This Tote
🚤 Yachtcore Energy
Minimal yacht artwork paired with the phrase:
“Rich and Unemployed”
Simple. Bold. Instantly funny.
♻️ Made From Recycled Cotton
Crafted from 100% recycled cotton for a reusable, eco-conscious everyday tote bag.
👜 Spacious & Lightweight
Big enough for groceries, laptops, books, beach essentials, snacks, or wildly unrealistic financial expectations.
🎁 Funny Gift Idea
Perfect for your unemployed bestie, soft-life friend, yachtcore lover, or anyone spiritually retired.
📦 Tote Bag Details
- 100% recycled cotton
- Size: 40 x 38 cm
- Fabric weight: 130–135 gsm
- Lightweight but durable
- Comfortable shoulder straps
- Foldable and reusable
- Machine washable
Perfect for:
- shopping
- beach days
- cafés
- everyday errands
- travel
- gym essentials
- “accidentally spent £14 on matcha” moments
💸 The Vibe
This tote gives:
- soft life energy
- rich aunt aesthetics
- “I don’t dream of labor” humor
- yachtcore fashion
- effortless main-character chaos
Mentally on a yacht.
Physically in Tesco.
Emotionally unavailable before noon.
🎁 Perfect For
- yachtcore lovers
- soft life girlies
- funny fashion fans
- rich-girl aesthetic lovers
- ironic humor lovers
- Pinterest-core fashion people
- Gen Z gift shoppers
- luxury aesthetic fans
Makes a great:
- birthday gift
- funny best friend gift
- graduation gift
- self-care purchase
- vacation accessory
♻️ Sustainable & Reusable
Made from recycled cotton and designed for repeat daily use.
Funny enough to start conversations.
Practical enough to become your everyday tote.
📦 Shipping & Returns
- Ships within 1–3 business days
- UK delivery: 2–5 business days
- International shipping available
- Carefully packaged with love
Questions?
hello@keolix.com
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
