Staying Alive Card – Funky Disco Skeleton Birthday Card
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🕺 “Uh, Uh, Uh, Yeah! Stayin’ Alive!” — Retro, Ridiculous, and Ridiculously Good Vibes
What do you get when you mix a skeleton with an afro, a disco floor, and a message that screams survival and sass? You get this absolute icon of a greeting card.
Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a breakup survival, or just someone who’s making it through the week like a champ — this card brings the groove. Think Bee Gees meets bone structure. Think Studio 54... in a graveyard. You're welcome.
🎶 The Card Vibe:
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🪩 Retro, bold, unapologetically funky
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🦴 Hilarious with just a touch of existential sparkle
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💃 For anyone who’s survived life, love, or leg day
🖤 Who Is This Card For?
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Your bestie who knows every line of “Saturday Night Fever”
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That co-worker who needs a vibe check and a laugh
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Your mum, your mate, your man — anyone too iconic to die
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Yourself, because you’ve earned it
✨ Why This Card Slaps:
This is more than a card. This is a celebration of staying alive in a world that keeps trying it. The dancing skeleton reminds us all that no matter how chaotic life gets, we still got rhythm. And probably back pain. But we move.
Whether they’re turning 30, got dumped, or just beat the flu — this card says it all. Loud, proud, and with sparkle.
💌 Size Options:
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A6 – For when you’re cute and concise
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A5 – The classic slay
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A4 – For the full-on funk explosion
Comes with an envelope, of course — we keep it classy and camp.
📝 Inside:
Blank, baby. Because sometimes words fail.
But if you need a push:
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“Here’s to another year of dodging death with style.”
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“You’ve still got it… whatever ‘it’ is.”
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“Keep dancing, even if life’s a horror movie.”
🎉 Perfect For:
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Birthdays with extra glitter
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Recovery cards for your resilient queens & kings
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Just-because pick-me-ups with peak personality
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Disco-themed events or chaotic energy gifting
🛍 Shipping & Returns Info
📦 We ship in 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 days
🌍 International: 7–14 days
💌 Tracked orders come with a code
📸 Wrong item or damaged? Send a pic within 7 days and we’ll sort it
🔁 Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only)
Questions? Reach out anytime at hello@keolix.com — real humans, real help, no skeletons in our inbox.
💥 From the KEOLIX Collection:
At KEOLIX, we design cards that aren’t just cute — they’re characters.
Cards that know how to party, how to comfort, how to hit you right in the funny bone (or the feels).
✔ Funky, bold, and totally original artwork
✔ Made for the moments that matter (or the ones you’ll laugh at later)
✔ Collector-worthy paper goods to hype up your people
From cheeky chaos to sweet sentiment — we’ve got your vibe.
🕺 Gift Good Vibes. Stayin’ Alive Style.
Let’s be real — anyone who gets this card is automatically the main character.
So don’t settle for boring.
Send them a dancing skeleton and remind them:
Life’s wild. But we stay funky.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
