Time Flies When You’re Having Rum Tote
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🍹 Add Booze, Add Banter – Your New Favourite Tote Is Here
Say hello to the tote that literally gets you. Our "Time Flies When You’re Having Rum" bag isn’t just sustainable — it’s got sass, style, and enough character to rival your last night out.
Crafted from 100% recycled cotton, this cheeky yet practical tote is roomy enough for your weekly shop, gym gear, or your latest rum-fueled impulse buys. Plus, it’s lightweight and folds down to nothing — so it’s always ready when the party (or the errands) call.
🧵 Why This Tote Slaps:
✅ Cheeky Bold Design
The bold rum bottle graphic + punchy lettering = instant mood boost. It’s not just a bag, it’s your alcoholic alter ego in cotton form.
✅ Recycled, Not Basic
Made from certified recycled cotton (130–135gsm), it’s gentle on the planet without sacrificing strength or style. It holds a surprising amount — and unlike hangovers, it never lets you down.
✅ Roomy AF
With dimensions of 40 x 38cm, this bag can carry your entire chaotic lifestyle — groceries, laptops, books, snacks, regrets… you name it.
✅ Lightweight & Foldable
Folds into your handbag, glovebox, or coat pocket like a champ. So when you suddenly need a bag? Boom. You’re ready.
🎁 Who’s Is This Tote For?
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The Rum Queen (or King) who lives for tropical vibes and hilarious merch
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Eco-conscious legends who love to shop sustainably but still want something with edge
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Yourself — obviously. Life is short. Buy the bag.
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Gifting occasions: Birthdays, Secret Santa, holidays, or "just because I saw this and it screamed your name"
💥 Make Sustainability Look Badass
You don’t have to wear beige and say "namaste" to care about the planet. This tote proves you can be funny, edgy, and ethical at the same time. Carry it with confidence — and let it do the talking while you sip your rum.
📦 Shipping & Returns
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Processing Time: 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 business days
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Delays may occur during customs clearance on international orders.
Tracking: Provided via email once your item ships.
Returns/Refunds:
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14-day returns on non-personalized items
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Refunds only via original payment method
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Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days (with pics!) — we’ll fix it.
📩 Contact: hello@keolix.com
🎨 Want More Like This?
Explore the full Keolix collection of:
✔ Bold greeting cards
✔ Cheeky art prints
✔ Edgy stickers & accessories
✔ Thoughtful, weird, and wonderful gifts
Earn points, unlock discounts, and discover creative finds that actually feel like you. You don’t have to be boring to be ethical.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
