You're So Retro Card – Funny Gameboy Greeting

🎮 Hit ‘Play’ on the Feels

You know what’s better than a love letter?
A Gameboy-themed pun slapped on a premium card that says, "You're so retro—like, dangerously cute retro."

If they’ve ever blown on a cartridge, queued for midnight game releases, or still say “I choose you” and mean it romantically?
This one’s for them.

💘 When to Give It:

• 🎂 Their birthday, because they still make you feel like it’s level one

• 💌 Valentine’s, because you're not writing poetry, you're writing history

• 🎮 Anniversary or Just Because, because they still hit your buttons in all the right ways

This card is the cheat code for nostalgia + love in one go.

🖼️ The Design:

• A crisp, clean classic Gameboy-style graphic

• Light-hearted pastel palette with a punch of witty retro charm

• Nods to the ‘90s that’ll make any millennial melt

Let’s be real: it’s giving “pixel-perfect,” and they’re gonna love it.

📐 Card Sizes:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Small but mighty (like a Gameboy Pocket)

• A5 – Classic, for those who still love original editions

• A4 For when you’ve got a lot to say (or draw a Mario heart in)

💌 Card Features:

• Printed on high-quality cardstock for that luxe, collectable feel

• Blank inside, so you can go full emotional, full sass, or just doodle a pixel heart

• Delivered with a matching envelope, ready for mailbox drop or dramatic in-person reveal

• Designed to be framed, saved, and admired forever (like their high score on your heart)

🕹️ Who It’s For:

• Your gamer bae

• Your retro-obsessed bestie

• Your partner who still thinks the N64 controller was ergonomic perfection

• Or literally anyone who understands that old-school love is undefeated

🎁 Why They’ll Keep It:

Because it’s not just a card—it’s a throwback, a compliment, and a whole mood in one little fold.
It says: “You’re rare, nostalgic, a total gem… and kinda hot in 8-bit.”

🚚 Shipping & Returns

📦 Orders dispatched in 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days

Wrong or damaged item?
Send us a pic within 7 days—we’ll sort it like pros.

Package vanished?
We’ll replace it after:

• 14 days (UK)

• 30 days (International)

Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized cards. Buyer covers return shipping unless it’s our error.

🖼️ Wanna Get Extra?

Pair this card with a bold print from our art collection.
Go full Keeks-core: playful, powerful, and unapologetically nostalgic.
(Your inner child will thank you. So will your walls.)

💡 TLDR:

This card is funny. It’s flirty.
It’s old-school cool and perfect for anyone who makes your heart press Start.

Add to cart. Let the retro romance begin.
Because honestly? They’re your favorite classic.

💜 About KEOLIX

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We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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