Funny “Getting Old” Card – Humour for Any Age & Occasion
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"Getting Old" – A Hilarious Celebration of... Naps and Joint Pain
Let’s face it — getting older is just unlocking premium mode for weird noises, backaches, and being excited about kettle sales. Our “Getting Old” Greeting Card is here to lovingly roast, cheer, and celebrate the fine art of ageing disgracefully.
This isn’t just a card. It’s a rite of passage with a punchline.
🎉 WHO’S IS THIS CARD FOR?
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Mum? She’s earned it.
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Dad? Definitely.
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Partner with a rapidly growing mug collection? Yup.
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That one friend who says, “I'm just tired” 300x a day? Oh, for sure.
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Literally anyone over 25 who’s said “oof” when sitting down.
This card is perfect for:
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Birthdays
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Mother’s Day
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Father’s Day
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Anniversaries
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Midlife crises (with cake)
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Just Because They’re Still Alive (yay!)
😂 WHAT IT SAYS (WITHOUT SAYING IT)
The front of the card reviews the latest “features” of ageing — like surprise naps, popping joints, and a passionate relationship with early bird dinner specials. The inside? Blank, because your roast game is legendary, and this is your moment.
You can go:
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Sweet: “I love you even if your back hates you.”
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Sassy: “Congrats on unlocking the ‘loud sneeze’ era.”
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Savage: “At your age, candles are a fire hazard.”
✨ PRODUCT DETAILS
Choose your flavour of sass delivery:
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A6 (4.1” x 5.8”) – Cute and compact
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A5 – Classic and frame-ready
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A4 – More space for your monologue
Each card is printed on premium matte cardstock for a luxe, smooth feel. You’ll get vibrant colours, sharp printing, and a finish that looks high-end (even if your joke is lowbrow).
Includes a crisp white envelope because we're classy like that.
💌 IT’S BLANK INSIDE — SO GO OFF
Want to write something wildly heartfelt and emotional? Go for it. Want to include a graphic description of what turning 40 feels like? Please do. This card is your blank canvas — whether you’re feeling poetic, petty, or punny.
🧡 WHY IT SLAPS
It’s funny. It’s relatable. And unlike most age-related jokes, this one doesn’t get old. The person receiving it will:
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Laugh (maybe snort)
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Immediately read it out loud to someone else
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Keep it on display because… it’s a whole mood
🚚 SHIPPING & RETURNS
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Orders dispatch within 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 business days
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International delivery: 7–14 business days
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We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days
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Damaged or missing item? We fix it fast — just email us
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Refunds go back to your original payment method (because duh)
Questions? Compliments? Rants about your knees? Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll sort you out with good vibes and better service.
🎨 DISCOVER YOUR NEW FAVES
Want more? Explore the Keolix collection — packed with designs that make you laugh, cry, and post it on your fridge forever. We’ve got cards for every mood, wall art for your inner weirdo, and gifts that say “I know you better than your therapist.”
✔ Cards for all occasions – birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or just-because shade
✔ Unique, emotional, and hilarious designs
✔ High-quality, highly giftable, highly displayable vibes
Add this card to your basket and remind someone that age is just a number — followed by a noise when you stand up.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
