Are You a Lamborghini? – Funny Love Card
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🏎️ Say It with Speed: The Funny Romantic Car Card That Goes Full Throttle
If love is a highway, this funny romantic car card is your turbo-charged way to say, “You're the thrill of my life.” With a charming cartoon Lamborghini and the hilarious line “Are You a Lamborghini? Because you’re stunning, loud, and way too expensive”, this card is for the partner who keeps your heart racing and your bank balance crying.
Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just a cheeky “I love you, but also you’re extra,” this card delivers horsepower, humor, and heart.
💬 Why You'll Love This High-Octane Greeting Card:
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Ridiculously Funny: It’s clever, cheeky, and dangerously relatable.
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Modern Romance Vibes: For the guy or girl who’s high-maintenance and proud of it.
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Perfect for Car Lovers & Chaos Lovers Alike: Whether they love Lambos or just love being dramatic, this card lands.
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Great for Any Occasion: Birthdays, love notes, “just because you’re expensive,” or as a prelude to a spontaneous date night.
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Premium Feel: The only thing not luxury about this Design is the price.
👑 Product Specs:
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Size Options:
– A6: Compact and cheeky
– A5 The gold standard
– A4 For relationships that deserve extra -
Material: Thick, matte premium cardstock
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Finish: Crisp full-color print with smooth writing surface
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Interior: Blank for your legendary words
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Envelope: Included—because high-speed romance deserves presentation
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Packaging: Ships flat in protective, eco-safe mailer
Perfect For:
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Your dramatic, gorgeous, luxury-loving partner
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Your car-obsessed boyfriend who says “vroom” when he accelerates
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The girlfriend who texts you Lamborghini memes as flirting
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The one who is the budget, and exceeds it
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Couples who roast each other as a love language
🧠 Why This Isn’t Just a Card
This funny romantic car card isn’t just paper—it’s performance. It’s energy. It’s a little laugh, a shared joke, and a moment they’ll keep in a drawer long after the anniversary is over.
Love doesn’t always sound like violins. Sometimes, it sounds like engine revs and your partner yelling, “Get in loser—we’re going to get bubble tea.”
Let this card be the punchline to your passion story. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a sexy, roaring, ridiculously expensive piece of art on wheels?
🎁 Pro Tip: Want to Shift Gears Into “Best Gift Ever”?
Pair it with:
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A toy Lamborghini (because cute)
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A car wash coupon (because practical)
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A custom playlist titled “For My Passenger Princess/Driver King”
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A handwritten message that starts with “Vroom Vroom” and ends with “I love you”
Wrap it with love, throw in a Keolix pun sticker, and boom—you just upgraded your love life.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
UK Orders:
– Shipped within 1–3 business days
– Delivery in 2–5 working days
– Rigid packaging, zero drama
International Orders:
– Delivered in 7–14 business days
– Tracked shipping available
– Customs delays may occur
Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only)
– Item must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to original payment method
Damaged or Incorrect?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Attach a photo + order number
– We’ll refund or replace it faster than you can say “zero to sixty”
Lost Mail?
– UK: Report after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
