Dear Santa, Define “Good” – Cheeky Christmas Mug (11 oz)

Santa’s got questions and you’ve got the mug to ask them.
Pour your peppermint latte, hold up the cup and let the bearded judge read your plea: “Dear Santa, Define ‘Good’.”
Somewhere between halo and havoc, this is the holiday honesty your kitchen needs.

✨ Why it earns pride of place on the cocoa shelf

Sassy artwork
Cheeky Santa, eyebrow raised, quill ready to edit the Nice List. Bold lettering underneath dares the room to debate moral grey zones.

Holiday-proof size
11 oz / 340 ml. Enough for double espresso, mulled-wine tea, or that third helping of egg-nog you definitely deserve.

Stays jolly, wash after wash
Gloss-glazed ceramic keeps colours bright. No flaking glitter, no peeling decals. It survives Boxing Day bacon grease, January detox smoothies, and everything after.

Zero-faff care
Microwave? Go ahead. Dishwasher? Pop it on the top rack. You focus on gift-wrapping; the mug handles itself.

Safe sipping
Lead-free. BPA-free. Naughty in spirit, not in substances.

Comfy grip
Generous C-handle fits mittened hands, fingerless-gloved gamers and manicure queens alike.

🎁 Who will love this mug?

• Secret-Santa swaps – lands the laugh without being rude to HR.

• Office caffeine fiends – park it by the bean-to-cup and watch colleagues rate their own “goodness”.

• Stocking-stuffer seekers – pair with chilli-chocolate sachets for an instant naughty-nice combo.

• Self-gifters – because you know full well good is a sliding scale.

📐 Mug Specs at a glance

• Mug Material | 100 % ceramic, glossy white

• Mug Volume | 11 oz / 340 ml

• Mug Care  | Microwave & dishwasher safe

•  Origin | Blank mug responsibly sourced from China, printed & packed in the UK

•  Safety | Lead-free, BPA-free

🌱 Printed on demand, kinder to the planet

We press the design only after your order lands. Less waste, fresher print, happier reindeer. Packaging is cardboard-only, ready for your paper recycling bin.

🚚 Delivery sleigh-notes

• Processing: 1-3 working days

• UK: Royal Mail 48 h (2-5 working days)

• International: 7-14 working days (customs may dither like Auntie after sherry)

Tracking link drops into your inbox the moment your parcel jingles off.

🔄 Jolly-good guarantee

If your mug shows up cracked, blurred or otherwise un-festive, email hello@keolix.com within 7 days of delivery. Attach a clear photo. We’ll send a replacement or refund quicker than Rudolph blinks. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days – you cover return post unless we’re at fault.

FAQs straight from Santa’s workshop

Print on both sides?
Yes. Left-handed mischief or right-handed righteousness, Santa reads you loud and clear.

Will it fade after endless dishwasher cycles?
Not if you stick to standard settings. Avoid industrial scorch-mode and the design will outlast your resolutions.

Gift-wrap option?
Tick “Gift wrap” at checkout and we’ll swaddle it in red tissue, tie with green twine and tuck in a kraft tag – ready for chimney delivery.

🎄 Last sleigh-bell thought

Whether your halo slips or your horns hide beneath tinsel, this Dear Santa, Define “Good” mug lets you toast to the season with a wink.
Fill it, clink it, and remind the world that definitions are flexible – especially after mince pies.

Click Add to Cart and give your festive sips the cheek they deserve. ☕✨

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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