Don’t Milk It! Cartoon Milk Mug | 11 oz Laugh
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Alarm shrieks. You shuffle to the kettle like a zombie in mismatched socks. Perched on the shelf waits a glossy white mug sporting a cheeky milk carton, hands on hips, eyebrow arched. Bold blue text underneath commands: “Don’t Milk It.” You snort. Mood lifted. Caffeine mission initiated.
Why this mug is utterly brilliant
Cartoon charm
That little carton looks straight off Saturday-morning telly—big eyes, tiny straw, a splash of sass. Printed via high-pressure sublimation then kiln-cured, so colours stay fridge-fresh even after 300 dishwasher spins.
Goldilocks volume
11 oz / 340 ml. Large enough for a builder’s brew, small enough to finish while it’s still hot. Perfect for coffee, tea, oat-milk lattes or cocoa (no judgement).
Real-life proofing
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100 % ceramic — heavyweight, lead-free, BPA-free.
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Mirror-gloss glaze — wipe-clean shine for lipstick checks.
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Microwave-safe — reheat when the meeting overruns.
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Dishwasher-safe — because hand-washing is for weekends.
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Chunky C-handle — three-finger grip when calm, four-finger clutch when deadlines bite.
A day in the life (short, snappy, emoji-rich)
07:02 — Kettle clicks. Mug winks. Coffee pours. Smirk engaged. 🤭
09:30 — Zoom call. Colleague spots carton, laughs so hard the mic peaks. Ice broken. 💬
13:00 — Mug moonlights as soup bowl. Tomato splashes can’t dull that bright print. 🍅
15:45 — Energy slump. Peppermint refill. Message reminds you: stop milking excuses, crack on. ⚡
22:15 — Chamomile wind-down. Candlelight glints off glossy glaze. You exhale. 🌙
Reasons you’ll keep reaching for This Mug
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Instant dopamine. Playful artwork triggers happy chemicals quicker than a biscuit barrel.
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Conversation starter. Perfect for offices, shared flats, studio sets — anywhere you fancy a giggle.
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Mindset nudge. “Don’t Milk It” is a gentle prod to quit the moan and get things done.
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Desk décor. Turns beige cubicles into mini fun-zones.
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Self-care cue. Each sip equals a micro-break, a stretch, a grin.
Gift ideas that cream the crop 🎁
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Birthday for the pun-obsessed mate — tie with a ribbon and add fancy hot-choc sachets.
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Secret-Santa under £15 — guaranteed most-stolen mug in the swap.
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New-job survival kit — pop in motivational tea bags and a note: “Spill coffee, not drama.”
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Thank-you for the babysitter / dog walker / neighbour — because appreciation shouldn’t be watered down.
Wrap hack: kraft paper, navy twine, mini cow sticker. Sorted in two minutes; smiles for ages.
Quick Mug specs at a glance 🥛
• Capacity: 11 oz / 340 ml
• Material: kiln-fired ceramic, mirror-gloss finish
• Care: microwave + dishwasher friendly
• Safety: lead- & BPA-free
• Origin: blank responsibly sourced in China, printed & packed in the UK with low-VOC inks
Planet-kind packaging 🌍
Printed on demand (no waste), shipped in recyclable kraft box, paper tape, compostable peanuts. Less plastic, more fantastic.
Shipping faster than you can froth milk 🚚
Made to order, leaves us in 1 – 3 business days.
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UK: Royal Mail 48 h — 2 – 5 days.
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International: 7 – 14 days (customs willing).
Tracking link pops into your inbox pronto.
Zero-stress guarantee
Arrives chipped? Wrong design? Snap a pic within seven days to hello@keolix.com. Replacement or refund — no hoops. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days; you cover return post unless we’ve messed up.
Final frothy pep-talk 🐄
Life dishes out deadlines, traffic jams, burnt toast. Counter with a mug that shouts humour, not hassle. Lift the carton, inhale the steam, let the cheeky grin remind you: don’t milk the drama, sip the good stuff, crack on.
Add to basket, boil the kettle, and give your daily brew a splash of playful attitude. Because happiness, like milk, is best served fresh. 🥛✨
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
