“Owl Shit” – Hoot-Larious Ceramic Mug (11 oz)
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Morning brain still snoozing?
Give it a hoot-worthy jolt with the mug that greets you bluntly:
OWL SHIT
Two little words.
One mighty giggle.
Caffeine hits harder when your cup’s got attitude.
5 reasons this mug flies above the rest
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Feather-ruffling humour
The bold typographic design turns an everyday swear into a wise-cracking owl pun. Kitchen banter? Sorted. -
Just-right volume
11 oz / 340 ml—the perch of perfection for espresso-heavy flat whites, builder’s brews or a cheeky hot choc. -
Built like a barn-owl
Kiln-fired ceramic finished in high-gloss glaze. Colours stay bright, language stays loud, wash after wash. -
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Because life’s too short to hand-wash the potty-mouthed crockery (top-rack preferred). -
Safety first, sass second
Lead-free. BPA-free. The only thing mildly toxic is the sense of humour.
🎁 Who will love this mug?
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Desk warriors – perfect antidote to corporate jargon.
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Night-owls – the ones who need warning labels before 9 a.m.
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Secret-Santa legends – under-£10, guaranteed cackle.
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Collectors of rude mugs – another gem for the profanity parade.
📏 Quick-fire specs
| Capacity | 11 oz (340 ml) |
| Material | 100 % white ceramic |
| Finish | Glossy, fade-proof print on both sides |
| Care | Microwave-friendly, dishwasher-loving |
| Handle | Generous C-shape for talon-like grip |
| Origin | Blank mug responsibly sourced in China; printed to order in the UK |
🌍 Print-on-demand = guilt-free giggles
We press your design only when you click Add to Cart.
No dead stock, less landfill, lighter carbon footprint.
Shipped in recyclable cardboard, cushioned with paper—not plastic.
🚚 Shipping (UK time-frames)
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Printing & packing 1 – 3 working days
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UK delivery Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2 – 5 working days
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Rest of world 7 – 14 working days (customs permitting)
Tracking lands in your inbox faster than an owl on a field mouse.
🔄 Easy returns & owl-standing support
Received a cracked beak? Wrong design?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days of arrival.
Picture evidence = replacement or refund, no faff.
Changed your mind? Send the mug back unused within 14 days.
You cover return postage unless we messed up.
❓ Mini FAQ
Is the swear word on both sides?
Yes—ambidextrous obscenity for lefties and righties.
Will the glaze survive daily microwaving?
Absolutely. This owl can take the heat.
Gift-wrap option?
Tick “gift wrapping” at checkout—kraft paper, twine bow, owl-shaped tag. Hoot-iful.
🌟 Final hoot
Coffee tastes better when your mug speaks its mind.
So ruffle some feathers, embrace the cheek, and let the “Owl Shit” mug remind everyone that mornings are a load of owl-excrement—until caffeine (and comedy) swoops in.
Hit Add to Cart and start every day with a wise-crack and a wicked grin
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
