Loyal Companion Quirks – Funny German Shepherd Art Print

Loyal Companion Quirks Print – For the Dog Who Only Bites Strangers

Let’s be real: every dog has their quirks. Some bark at mailmen, some sleep upside down, and some? They’re total angels… unless you’re not their person. 🐾

The "Loyal Companion Quirks" art print is for every proud German Shepherd parent who knows their pup is a sweetheart with conditions. Featuring a bold, cartoon-style Shepherd and the cheeky line “My dog doesn’t bite (me)”, this print captures the protective charm, dry humor, and undying loyalty only a real dog lover can understand.

🐶 Print Sizes For Every Space & Every Dog Personality:

• A5 (5.8 x 8.3") – The “I sit on your desk and silently judge guests” size
• A4 (8.3 x 11.7") – The Goldilocks zone: not too big, not too small
• A3 (11.7 x 16.5") – The “My dog is a main character” energy

Whether you’re decorating your hallway (aka bark central), kitchen (where the snacks live), or your office (aka your dog’s napping cave), there’s a size that fits perfectly.

✨ Finish Options – Because Even Dogs Like Choices:
• High Gloss (250gsm) – Shiny, bold, and full of attitude.
• Matte (230gsm) – Smooth, classic, and subtly funny (like your dog’s stare).
• A3 Glossy (240gsm) – Big and glossy. Just like your pup’s wet nose.

🎯 Quality That’s Built Like Your Dog’s Loyalty:

Printed on premium, fade-resistant cardstock, this artwork is made to last. Because unlike the dog bed they chewed through in 2019, this one's built to stay cute for the long haul.

Unframed, because you know your home’s vibe best — rustic wood, sleek black, or “just tack it up with a bulldog clip” aesthetic. You do you.

📦 Packaged Like It’s Precious (Because It Is):
Your print will be shipped in a hard-backed envelope, snug and safe, because your walls deserve perfection, not corners that look like chew toys.

We ship fast and safely — so the only barking you’ll be hearing is from your dog when the post arrives.

💬 What This Print Really Says:
“I love my dog. They’re a menace to strangers. But they’re MY menace.”
This is the kind of print that makes your guests laugh, then ask, “Wait… seriously, does your dog bite?” (That’s between you and your Shepherd.)

Perfect for:
• German Shepherd owners
• Sarcastic dog lovers
• People who live for dog energy
• Those who know their pet would fight for them (and has, twice)

🎁 Keeks' Thoughts on Gifting This:
This is the ultimate gift for that one friend who treats their dog like royalty (aka their emotional support bodyguard). Whether it’s for a birthday, housewarming, or “I saw this and it made me think of Buster,” it’s guaranteed to hit.

And if the person receiving this is YOU? Good. You deserve art that reflects your life. Messy, loyal, hilarious. Exactly like your dog.

✨ Bottom Line:
Not every dog is a cuddly fluffball who wants to be pet by strangers. Some are sass, snuggles, and silent side-eyes. This print celebrates that type — the fiercely loyal, slightly scary, and totally lovable ones.

So go ahead —
Add to cart.
Hang it up.
And let your walls tell the truth: “He doesn’t bite... me.”

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