Is That Money in Your Pocket? Tote Bag – Funny Bold Gift
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Be bold. Be cheeky. Be iconic.
Our “Is That Money in Your Pocket?” tote isn’t just a bag—it’s a full-blown vibe. She walks into the room and everyone glances twice. Why? Because this tote says what everyone’s thinking (and maybe too scared to ask).
Minimalist in design. Maximalist in sass.
🧍♂️ Let’s talk about that line art.
A sleek, crisp illustration of a man in a suit. Sharp jawline. Clean lines. It’s giving CEO meets situationship. Underneath it? That timeless, cheeky pickup line: “Is That Money in Your Pocket?” Subtle? No. Effective? Absolutely.
Whether you’re a finance girlie, a fashion queen, or someone who just really appreciates a good pun—this bag was made for you.
🎯 Perfect Tote for:
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Your morning walk to work (make HR nervous)
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Grocery runs (because you’re too fabulous to carry a Tesco bag)
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Study days at the café (give the guy two tables down something to think about)
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Book club (we all know you didn’t read the book, but this bag is the main character anyway)
♻️ Made with 100% recycled cotton
We care about the planet. And our outfits. This tote is sustainably made with soft but sturdy 130-135gsm fabric—light enough to carry all day, strong enough to haul your laptop, planner, and impulse snacks from Pret.
👜 Size matters:
40 x 38 cm of pure icon energy. It’s roomy, functional, and stylish. Carry it by the handles or sling it over your shoulder like the fashion villain you are.
🎁 A brilliant gift for:
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Him (he’ll pretend he’s confused but he’s not)
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Her (she’ll cackle and carry it with pride)
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Yourself (because why the hell not)
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Anyone who thrives on sarcasm, subtle digs, and slick outfits
💬 Keeks Tip:
Wear it with black sunglasses and your “I don’t answer unknown numbers” energy. Bonus points if you add red lipstick and pretend you’re walking away from a man who just asked if you “really need another tote bag.”
This isn’t just about humor—it’s about aesthetic confidence. It’s about owning the joke while still looking chic enough to gatekeep your entire personality.
In short?
If “fashion girlie meets finance bro meets sarcastic queen” was a bag, this would be it. Add to cart. Let the bag do the talking.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
